King of the The Mook-Tain Match for the RDCW World Heavyweight Title
MisterJLA (C) vs. King Snarf vs. SPAMM vs. Chewy Walrus vs. Drzsmith
Monroe: Wel,, folks, it's tiem for our main event! Five men, one aim! To gain a pinfall then climb the ladder and hang the belt!
Louie: This is gonna be a wild match, Mouth! You can't count on anybody, and falls count anywhere. Most of these guys are proficient bralwers, too, so my feeling is we're not gonna see much technical wrestling tonight!
The match started hard, with Chewy going straight for Drzsmith whilst SPAMM and Snarf teamed up on MisterJLA, clotheslining him over the top rope before turning their attention to the big Walrus. However, their plan backfired, as the big man simply picked them up and threw them both over the top rope.
Monroe: The match has only just begun and already we're down to just two men in the ring!
Drzsmith took advantage of Chewy Walrus' diverted attention to hit a low blow and roll him up for a 2 count. The Message Board God then bounced over the top rope and hit a Plancha onto SPAMM and Snarf before picking Snarf up and driving him headfirst into the ring steps. Drzsmith attempted to go for his patented Cheesebomb finisher, only to have Snarf reverse it into a sunset flip and score a 2 count. The King was then blindsided by the reigning champ, as MisterJLA hit him with a series of blows to the head before setting him up for Final Justice!
Monroe: JLA's going for his finisher...BUHGAWD! SPAMM just hit the Chop! He's got him up...Monkey T! Monkey T!
Louie: One, two...NO! SPAMM just pinned the world champ!
As MisterJLA was escorted to the penalty box, the leader of the mWo went to set up the ladder in the ring, only to be stopped by Chewy Walrus. As the two duked it out King Snarf and Drzsmith brawled on the floor. SPAMM was eventually able to get the better of Chewy Walrus after dodging a Warus Wallop and hitting The Monkey Kick. He set up the ladder and got the belt, but by the time he had got to the top of the ladder MisterJLA had been released from the penalty box and re-entered the ring, pushing the ladder over and sending SPAMM plummeting onto Drzsmith and King Snarf. JLA then grabbed the belt from where SPAMM had dropped it and nailed Chewy Walrus with it, scoring a 3 count.
James White: MisterJLA is now eligible to hang the belt!
MisterJLA grabbed the belt and set the ladder, scrambling up to hang the belt. However, before he could get there Drzsmith enetered the ring, and climbed the ladder. On seeing his former mentor, MisterJLA dropped off the ladder and rolled out of the ring.
Monroe: MisterJLA really doesn't want to face Drzsmith!
Louie: Would you be so keen on facing a message board god!
As MisterJLA quit the ring he was once again ganged up on by Snarf and SPAMM, who whipped JLA into the barrier before setting him up for a Double DDT. However before the y could execute the move Drzsmith dived off the top of the ladder onto them, laying out all three. He then went for a pin on SPAMM, scoring a three count!
Louie: This is good strategy by Drzsmith! Take the competition out of the running, and then go for the belt!
SPAMM entered the penalty box with some trepidation, and was promptly set upon by Chewy Walrus. Drzsmith, meanwhile, re-emtered the ring and climbed the ladder with the belt, only to be halted as Snarf dived into the ring and powerbombed him off the ladder. Snarf maintained the powerbomb hold, attempting to score a pin, but the message board god kicked out on 2. The King then whipped Drzsmith into the ladder before picking him up and slamming it down on the Dr's recumbent body. Cheyw Walrus re-entered the ring, but was no match for Snarf with the ladder in his hands, and was quickly dumped over the top rope. MisterJLA got back into the ring, and hit a charging King Snarf with a drop toe hold, dropping him face first into the ladder!
Louie: The champ is back in the game!
Mister JLA rolled Snarf out of the ring before setting up the ladder, only for Drzsmith to stagger back to his feet and once again climb the ladder in an attempt to wrestle the belt away from JLA. Before JLA was once again faced with having to face his former mentor, however, Snarf pulled the Doc off the ladder and hit him with an Electric Chair facebuster onto the turnbuckle. As Drzsmith staggered away from the turnbuckle, Snarf locked in his famously deadly Headlock!
Snarf: HEADLOCK! HEADLOCK! HEADLOCK!
The Message Board God struggled to break the hold, but Snarf kept it locked in, choking him out. SPAMM re-entered the match with a flurry of offence on Chewy, and the pair duked it out at ringside, bnattling up the ramp. Chewy attempted to go for a Walrus Tusk, but SPAMM dodged and Chewy plowed head first into the wall.
Louie: Chewy must be stark out after that!
SPAMM pelted back down to the ring but was met at ringside by MisterJLA who hit him with Final Justice, laying him out! Back in the ring, Snarf went for a pin on Drzsmith, putting him in the penalty box and allowing Snarf to hang the belt. Before he could do so, however, MisterJLA entered the ring and doled out yet more Final Justice!
Louie: MisterJLA's the only man left in the ring! C'mon Champ, you can do it!
As the timer counted down JLA desperately tried to get to the top of the ladder, but was clearly not at full strength and dropped the belt. As he bent down to retrieve it a still smarting Snarf grabbed him and rolled him int oa small package!
Monroe: 1...2...3! MisterJLA's in the penalty box with Drzsmith!
As the champ entered the penalty box he engaged in discussion with Drzsmith, eveidently trying to persuade him to team up with his former protégé,. Chewy Walrus, meanwhile, had recovered from failed Walrus Tusk earlier and ran down to the ring, plainly looking to score a pin. Before he could get to the ring, however, he was stopped by an emerging Drzsmith, who pummelled him with a Steel Chair!
