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Jim Jackson said:
Good interview, Uschi.

Is your pubic hair blonde, too? Just curious...




Man I said I don't really have a penis. I'm sorry if I have lead you on but it's true. Ture!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"