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Please....PLEASE....appologize prfusely to your mother (who's the sweetest lady I've ever freaked out at 12:30am...). It was all Shannon's idea....she SWORE it was your number....Calis!!!!
Seriously....you can't imagine how shitty I feel at this particular moment....
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Rob should be cool with it as long as you didn't threaten his comics. That would just be going to far.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I don't know what they're talking about, but it sounds like a sitcom.
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dude, did you really haveto post what happenerd? now everyone is going to know.
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this is what PMs are for.
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Klinton, we ALL have those moments in life..it will pass.
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who......................... are you? klinton said:
Please....PLEASE....appologize prfusely to your mother (who's the sweetest lady I've ever freaked out at 12:30am...). It was all Shannon's idea....she SWORE it was your number....Calis!!!!
Seriously....you can't imagine how shitty I feel at this particular moment....
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I don't know what they're talking about, but it sounds like a sitcom.
We were having a voice chat and someone borght up rob so klinton deceide t o lood up robs nimber and tell him to join, but klinton accidetnally called robs parends phone.
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I don't know what they're talking about, but it sounds like a sitcom.
We were having a voice chat and someone borght up rob so klinton deceide t o lood up robs nimber and tell him to join, but klinton accidetnally called robs parends phone.
It's even more hilarious with crazy drunk spelling.
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dumb canadians.
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god, if only i could isolate the audio.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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How long were we laughing about this? I swear there is at least two hours of me laughing at this shit.
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uh yeah, a good two hours of you and i laughing then another hour with ashley and finn.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Uschi came on after we left?!? SO wrong.............
Why are the boards still up btw?!? I woulda stripped 'em down!
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Uschi came on after we left?!? SO wrong.............
Your Uschi?
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so... yeah. for future reference, don't phone my mom. i blame myself for not saying that, earlier 
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Klinton has a problem with getting hammered and looking up phone numbers.
He needs to get a breathalizer for his phone.
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Please....PLEASE....appologize prfusely to your mother (who's the sweetest lady I've ever freaked out at 12:30am...). It was all Shannon's idea....she SWORE it was your number....Calis!!!!
Seriously....you can't imagine how shitty I feel at this particular moment....
.....How the hell did Skanky get ahold of Robo's mother's number?
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i still find it quite funny
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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.....How the hell did Skanky get ahold of Robo's mother's number?
There's websites where you can look up peoples numbers. Its the same way she found my number.
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Please....PLEASE....appologize prfusely to your mother (who's the sweetest lady I've ever freaked out at 12:30am...). It was all Shannon's idea....she SWORE it was your number....Calis!!!!
Seriously....you can't imagine how shitty I feel at this particular moment....
.....How the hell did Skanky get ahold of Robo's mother's number?
varous sites.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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.....How the hell did Skanky get ahold of Robo's mother's number?
There's websites where you can look up peoples numbers. Its the same way she found my number.
and Joe's
and peejus
and now elisa's.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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.....How the hell did Skanky get ahold of Robo's mother's number?
There's websites where you can look up peoples numbers. Its the same way she found my number.
and Joe's
and peejus
and now elisa's.
Me and my big mouth, you just fucking googled mine to find it. 
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.....How the hell did Skanky get ahold of Robo's mother's number?
There's websites where you can look up peoples numbers. Its the same way she found my number.
and Joe's
and peejus
and now elisa's.
There's also athread here where I posted Rob's phone and address.
It all goes back to r3x.
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I like Klinton. I like drunk Klinton. But I don't like drunk Klinton with his boyfriend there - that Klinton is a whiny bitch. Reminds me of someone's attention-starved girlfriend. Some outtakes from drunk, whiny bitch Klinton:
"Everyone except Shannon shut up! I want Dan to talk to you, so be nice!"
"You're all assholes! I want Dan to see how cool you are but you all talk to him and he gets confused cuz he speaks French!"
"Stop talking!!!" (then) "You guys all suck! Why didn't you talk to him?!?"
"Shannon, will you buy me this My Little Pony? Please, Shannon! I need this well! Shannon, are you gonna buy me this My Little Pony or not? I need this My Little Pony! I'm totally prepared to spend $20 or $30 on eBay to buy this My Little Pony that costs $8 at Toys R Us!"
Whiny bitch, take some Midol and man-up!!!
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Sorry to dissapoint, Joe.... 
I didn't want to come back on at all....remember? Some whiny bitch called my house repeatedly and demanded I get on...so I did. I told you I was up to things a little more important than chat....and if I was gonna suddenly ignore him and come talk to you kids...I wanted him to at least understand why I'd do that.
The pony...well there's just no excuse for that. That was indeed whiny and sad.
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I didn't want to come back on at all....remember? Some whiny bitch called my house repeatedly and demanded I get on...so I did. I told you I was up to things a little more important than chat....and if I was gonna suddenly ignore him and come talk to you kids...I wanted him to at least understand why I'd do that.
Was this before or after someone called my house five times demanding that I get on chat? While I was out with friends? Waking up my ill girlfriend? 
MORE IMPORTANT THAN CHAT??? What could possibly be more important than voice chatting with me, Rex, Shannon, and Elisa???
By the way, that whole "threatening to suck his dick on-chat" was dirty pool...
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MORE IMPORTANT THAN CHAT??? What could possibly be more important than voice chatting with me, Rex, Shannon, and Elisa???
By the way, that whole "threatening to suck his dick on-chat" was dirty pool...
The second statment answers the question quite admirably... 
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"threatening to suck his dick on-chat"
Thats when I left. I knew he was drunk enough to do it, and thats something I really don't need to hear.
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Transcript of Dan's conversation:
Dan: 'Allo?
David: Hi Dan.
Dan: 'Allo?
Ashley (Elisa): Hi Dan! How are you?
Dan: 'Allo?
David: Hey Dan, what's up?
Dan: 'Allo?
Dan: Cheezbuhggah cheezbuggah no Coke Pepsi...
Dan: (something inaudible in French)
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