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Thats when I left. I knew he was drunk enough to do it, and thats something I really don't need to hear.
Nah....never would've happened. It was just my way of saying I wanted to get out of there and get back to my buisness, without the phone ringing anymore...heh.
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without the phone ringing anymore...heh.
yeah, getting unwanted phone calls sucks.
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Transcript of Dan's conversation:
Dan: 'Allo?
David: Hi Dan.
Dan: 'Allo?
Ashley (Elisa): Hi Dan! How are you?
Dan: 'Allo?
David: Hey Dan, what's up?
Dan: 'Allo?
Dan: Cheezbuhggah cheezbuggah no Coke Pepsi...
Dan: (something inaudible in French)
Yeah...'s why I tried to get you guys to all stop talking at once. His english...not so great. And if I have trouble following the mass conversation when drunk....I was imagining how he was feeling. Sensetivity isn't a flaw, mate.
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yeah, getting unwanted phone calls sucks.
I have a hunch Mrs. Kamphausen would agree with you on that one....Thanks a gain for being so chill about it all, Robby. I'dve freaked if it were my mom...
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without the phone ringing anymore...heh.
yeah, getting unwanted phone calls sucks.
True dat.
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Yeah...'s why I tried to get you guys to all stop talking at once. His english...not so great. And if I have trouble following the mass conversation when drunk....I was imagining how he was feeling. Sensetivity isn't a flaw, mate.
Dude, no one was talking to him at once. If anything, a couple people giggled or moved their headset while the conversation took place. We weren't being assholes to him (though why you'd complain that we were is beyond me...I thought you two were all about the asshole...?). Actually, I was surprised at how nice we were. I expected Rex to mess with him big time. Cuz he's a prick like that (but don't tell him I said so...).
Did Shannon actually buy your pony? Cuz I'll piss myself laughing if, after all that, she didn't.
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Remembering I was drunk here...I was just going by the confused look on his face and the little coloured bar flashing different names constantly. I have no doubt the conversation was exactly as you posted....hehe.
Dunno about the pony. I'm gonna assume she had the sense not to....relizing that I was retardedly drunk. She didn't last time, when I drunkenly decided I needed 'dancing balerina pony'. hehe.
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I expected Rex to mess with him big time.
Even though I was pretty drunk by that point, I knew better than to mess with him.
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Cuz he's a prick like that (but don't tell him I said so...).
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yeah, getting unwanted phone calls sucks.
I have a hunch Mrs. Kamphausen would agree with you on that one....Thanks a gain for being so chill about it all, Robby. I'dve freaked if it were my mom...
meh, she never liked me, anyway.
all the same, tis not something to be repeated.
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Did she sound like she was hot?
Klint's gay, why would he care?
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Klint's gay, why would he care?
Evil, malicious lies!! I'm going to fire my fucking publisist!
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yeah, getting unwanted phone calls sucks.
I have a hunch Mrs. Kamphausen would agree with you on that one....Thanks a gain for being so chill about it all, Robby. I'dve freaked if it were my mom...
meh, she never liked me, anyway.
all the same, tis not something to be repeated.
So whats her number again?
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Klint's gay, why would he care?
Evil, malicious lies!! I'm going to fire my fucking publisist!
Is that better or worse than fucking your firing publicist?
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He's Klinton, the homophobic homosexual...
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I that a line in his sitcom theme music?
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I that a line in his sitcom theme music?
As a matter of fact...
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a good close second to the whole Dan thing was Finn pretending to be me and fooling klinton for a good 3 minutes.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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a good close second to the whole Dan thing was Finn pretending to be me and fooling klinton for a good 3 minutes.
I forgot about that...
Dan: 'Allo?
David (in high falsetto out the corner of his mouth): Bo'jour!
Dan: Ca va?
David: Oui, ca va bien...et tu?
Dan: (Something unintelligible in French off-mic)
All: (giggling uncontrollably)
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Klinton: Shannon? Shannon...Shannon, are you there?
David (same stupid falsetto): Yes I'm here...
Klinton: Will you please buy me that My Little Pony?
David: No, I don't think so...
Klinton: What? You mean you won't buy it for me???
David: No...piss off, please.
Klinton: Shannon, seriously. I have money. I'll pay you back. Just buy me the stupid fucking pony...
David: No, I don't want to...
Klinton: Why not? You don't understand. I have a map and the wishing well would fit perfectly on the map. I don't even care about the pony, I just want the well.
David: Sorry, can't help you there.
Klinton: Shannon, please...
Shannon: (laughing uncontrollably...)
Good times...good times...
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Klinton: Shannon, seriously. I have money. I'll pay you back. Just buy me the stupid fucking pony...
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I love you, Apocalypse Pony!!
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Am I the only one who didn't save this exercise in humiliation? Fucking, fuck....
I know I said it last time...but this time, seriously, no more bloody voice chat.
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Am I the only one who didn't save this exercise in humiliation? Fucking, fuck....
I know I said it last time...but this time, seriously, no more bloody voice chat.
I never cared much for voice chat. I do much better myself when writing stories, posts, and e mails. It is the mode of communication I feel most confident with. In person, I am kind of shy. And awkward. Oh well...
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In person, I am kind of shy. And awkward.
Not even remotely fucking shy....but as you can see by the posts in here, I've got 'awkward' nailed the fuck down...
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Yes..but I keep thinking I am the only one who screws up like I do..and when I see others do it, I find it a bit reassuring..that I am not the only one. As I had remarked earlier in this thread, It is only human..and if we never screwed up, we would not be human. Some days, we are all too human! 
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I know I said it last time...but this time, seriously, no more bloody voice chat.
sure klinton sure
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a good close second to the whole Dan thing was Finn pretending to be me and fooling klinton for a good 3 minutes.
I forgot about that...
Dan: 'Allo?
David (in high falsetto out the corner of his mouth): Bo'jour!
Dan: Ca va?
David: Oui, ca va bien...et tu?
Dan: (Something unintelligible in French off-mic)
All: (giggling uncontrollably)
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Klinton: Shannon? Shannon...Shannon, are you there?
David (same stupid falsetto): Yes I'm here...
Klinton: Will you please buy me that My Little Pony?
David: No, I don't think so...
Klinton: What? You mean you won't buy it for me???
David: No...piss off, please.
Klinton: Shannon, seriously. I have money. I'll pay you back. Just buy me the stupid fucking pony...
David: No, I don't want to...
Klinton: Why not? You don't understand. I have a map and the wishing well would fit perfectly on the map. I don't even care about the pony, I just want the well.
David: Sorry, can't help you there.
Klinton: Shannon, please...
Shannon: (laughing uncontrollably...)
Good times...good times...
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Klinton: Why the fuck not?
David: cause its david you fucking dumb bastid.
Klinton: Huh?
David: I said cause its david you retarded bastid.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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har har har, riiight, want a REAL challenge? find my number!
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Thats a trick.
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I love you, Apocalypse Pony!!
I'd buy them, God help me.
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Am I the only one who didn't save this exercise in humiliation? Fucking, fuck....
I know I said it last time...but this time, seriously, no more bloody voice chat.
I didn't save it. I do this stuff from memory. You'd think I'd use my memory for the forces of good, but nooooooooooooooooooooo...
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In person, I am kind of shy. And awkward.
Not even remotely fucking shy....but as you can see by the posts in here, I've got 'awkward' nailed the fuck down...
Fuck this, dude. You're an integral part of the chat. Not for mocking purposes - keep in mind, the first chat featured me as the goose. Stoopid girlfriend. 
I can honestly say that I like the voice chat. aside from the fun we all have on it - the one with Glacier was hi-fucking-larious - it adds something to these threads, knowing how people would say things and such.
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I'd be more worried if someone mistook Joe Mama for a woman!
What can I say? I do a mean falsetto - keep me in mind, bad 80s cover bands.
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har har har, riiight, want a REAL challenge? find my number!
12.
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There's no fucking way in Hell I'd go to a voice chat, I'm not that stupid!
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He said his number, not his girlfriends age!
Right. His number: 12.
His "girlfriend"'s age: 6.
42 in dog years, I guess. He likes 'em "mature".
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