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Show starts with Paul Heyman, Sabu, Sandman, Tommy Dreamer & Kevin Nash storming the ring!
Sabu drags JR out of his seat onto the roof of the arena & piledrives him through the roof!
Sandman grabs Lawler by the throat, ramming his head into the steal ringpost 200 times until Lawler lays dead on the floor!
Tommy Dreamer flanks Heyman in the ring!
Nash isnt sure why he is running with the ECW guys & trips over an ant on the way to the ring, breaking every bone in his body!
Heyman orders Lillian Garcia to remove her clothes!
Lillian agrees & then runs nekkid round the arena singing the Columbian national anthem!
Some RAW superstars (including Edge, HHH & the Cunty Squad) run down to the ring but they are intercepted by Terry Funk, Rob Van Dam & a machine gun!
Backstage Umaga & Viscera are feasting on the remains of Lou Bega Estrada (or whwtever he is called) when out of nowhere The Impact Players cut their heads of with huge fucking chainsaws!
Vince Mahon is in his office being fellated by Coach.
The door is kicked down & Mikey Whipwreck & Steven Richards run in with a can of unleaded petrol (gas) & torch the room, killing Mahon & Coach in one fell swoop!
Heyman & Dreamer still in the ring, cut a really good promo that involves lots of swearing, then Dreamer goes under the ring & pulls out a very large sack!
He drags the sack into the ring & opens it!
Hulk Hogan is bound & gagged inside the sack!
Heyman takes a huge shit on Hogans face!
Hogan seems to enjoy it so Tommy Dreamer pulls off Hogans legs & beats him to death with them!
Dreamer & Heyman tell the WWE fans to fuck off & leave!
The show ends after only 20 minutes but its the most interesting RAW in at least 6 years!
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Nash isnt sure why he is running with the ECW guys & trips over an ant on the way to the ring, breaking every bone in his body!
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That hasnt happened since GayLA dropped his pants!
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Vince Mahon is in his office being fellated by Coach.
The only non-satire sentence in the review.
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this is the first raw i've watched in weeks.
...and i forgot JR was back. ...and he just said that big show has "hands the size of toaster ovens" and i laughed and i laughed and i laughed
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I watched to see if there was any ECW stuff. they had the contract signing between Cena and Van Dam and Paulie had a crew of ECW guys come down to the ring and beatdown Cena!  (I saw Sandman, Dreamer, Funk, Sabu, and Mahoney!) Before that, Cena tried to claim he was an ECW fan! I highly doubt that! Oh, and Nowhereman was right: Coach was in Vince's office and had jizz running down his chin!
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I watched to see if there was any ECW stuff. they had the contract signing between Cena and Van Dam and Paulie had a crew of ECW guys come down to the ring and beatdown Cena! (I saw Sandman, Dreamer, Funk, Sabu, and Mahoney!)
crowd boo'd cena, cheered ecw, but then cheered raw over ecw during the final run in.
...booking...confusing...
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One quick note.
Through all of this ECW stuff, King never once mentioned that Taz called him out on Smackdown last week!
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even king doesn't watch that shit!
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I watched to see if there was any ECW stuff. they had the contract signing between Cena and Van Dam and Paulie had a crew of ECW guys come down to the ring and beatdown Cena! (I saw Sandman, Dreamer, Funk, Sabu, and Mahoney!)
crowd boo'd cena, cheered ecw, but then cheered raw over ecw during the final run in.
...booking...confusing...
Not really that confusing, it just goes to show how little Cena is liked, and dont fergit the Pittsburgh is a huge ECW town!
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but is ecw booked, collectively, as the heels to raw cast?
and, btw, is cena liked backstage?
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I watched to see if there was any ECW stuff. they had the contract signing between Cena and Van Dam and Paulie had a crew of ECW guys come down to the ring and beatdown Cena! (I saw Sandman, Dreamer, Funk, Sabu, and Mahoney!)
crowd boo'd cena, cheered ecw, but then cheered raw over ecw during the final run in.
...booking...confusing...
the booking's been jacked up for years!
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but is ecw booked, collectively, as the heels to raw cast
they're another brand, now. like when the Smackdown wrestlers invade for Survivor Series. they're against Raw! and Smackdown!
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Lord Kury of Angle is here! Make that Extreme Lord Kury of Angle! 
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Mick Foley interrupts him and calls him out for getting a cheap pop! that's Mick's deal!
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but is ecw booked, collectively, as the heels to raw cast?
and, btw, is cena liked backstage?
Initially ECW were booked as heels with the Styles "shoot" promo, but the fans just didnt bite and since then they have been the faces like last year!
Attacking Cena wasnt a heel action, it was an EXTREME action!
As for Cena being liked backstage, I cant say there has been a lot of bad shit said about him in the dirt sheets like Orton etc!
I know early on their were reports that he was liked, but now, I have no idea!
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well, we had a nice little bit going with Angle, Foley, and Edge until Cockboy showed up. 
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Mick Foley interrupts him and calls him out for getting a cheap pop! that's Mick's deal!
Other great moments!
Angle says Flair was right about Foley being a glorified stuntman!
Angle calls Foley a hairy prostitute then Lita comes out & Angle says "Talking about hairy prostitutes!"
And finally the return of "Its True, ITS DAMN TRUE!"
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well, we had a nice little bit going with Angle, Foley, and Edge until Cockboy showed up.
So, whats the chance of Orton being the challenger for Kury at ONS?
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And minutes later, my fear comes true!
This does bode well for the Benoit/Malenko match!
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well, we had a nice little bit going with Angle, Foley, and Edge until Cockboy showed up.
So, whats the chance of Orton being the challenger for Kury at ONS?
I think it was made obvious when he showed up. way to kill my excitement for ONS.
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And minutes later, my fear comes true!
This does bode well for the Benoit/Malenko match!
seriously. If I have to sit through Cockboy and Cena on an ECW show, I want my fucking Benoit/Malenko match!
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um...
did charlie haas just kill that hot announcer, lilian?
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hahahahhahahaha
i've watched it a thousand times -- he knocked her the fuck out!!
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Obviously not sure how this will play out, but if WWE goes with only one ECW PPV per year, then I'd hazard a guess that they will always be ECW vs WWE type things!
This is not a problem as long as they keep WWE (as a brand) out of the regular show!
A yearly WWE/ECW crossover would be kinda cool like the old JLA/JSA crossovers!
I do find it somewhat annoying though that basically the Angle match is just a WWE match as lets face it, Angle isnt really ECW.........yet!
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man, i wish i was taping this on my computer to show you.
i've rewound it and played it in slowmotion over and over and over. its fucking aweshome.
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Ok, now that flip Haas did to Nitro was fucking awesome!
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the flip he did to lilian was fifty times better!
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man, i wish i was taping this on my computer to show you.
i've rewound it and played it in slowmotion over and over and over. its fucking aweshome.
Its not the first time in her lifes she went down for a guy!
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above and beyond kury and orton and toaster hands, the lilian ass beating was enough to get me to watch raw regularly again
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Obviously not sure how this will play out, but if WWE goes with only one ECW PPV per year, then I'd hazard a guess that they will always be ECW vs WWE type things!
This is not a problem as long as they keep WWE (as a brand) out of the regular show!
A yearly WWE/ECW crossover would be kinda cool like the old JLA/JSA crossovers!
I do find it somewhat annoying though that basically the Angle match is just a WWE match as lets face it, Angle isnt really ECW.........yet!
but they already have the WWE vs. ECW show Wednesday night. Redundancy department of redundancy?
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Its all about the launch!
WWE does not believe that ECW can launch as a stand alone brand without a handover period involving multiple crossovers!
As for Wednesdays show, thats not a PPV and will be little more than a two hour long commercial for the PPV!
Hence the fact it has had very little promotion in the lead up, and the fact that both shows will be ECW/WWE!
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it's still redundant though. much like the majority of Raw tonight. . .
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WWE is reporting that both Lilian Garcia and Beth Phoenix were hurt at tonight's Raw. Garcia took a nasty bump off of the ring when Charlie Haas ran into the ring and bumped her off of the apron. WWE is saying she suffered a sprained wrist and is being taken to a hospital for X-rays. Phoenix suffered what is being called by WWE.com a "fractured mandible" when Victoria hit her and will need oral surgery.
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This is the greatest RAW review ever!
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being called by WWE.com a "fractured mandible"
Damn that Mick Foley!
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