*The Otaku come down to the ring, Ramada has her new belt.*
EWJ: Things didn't go quite as well as they could have at Prom Night. Ramada did manage to pull out a win, but, frankly we Otaku tend not to do as well in uncomplicated matches. We need crazy rules. We need big surprises. Matches that would require flowcharts and slideshows narrated by Jeremy Irons and one of those expensive calculators that makes graphs. Something so complicated that Stephen Hawking would use that talking computer thingy to say "what the fuck do all those equasions mean?" Something so complicated that an infinite number of monkeys typing for an infinite ammount of time would come up with "this makes no sense, now give me a fucking banana". So tonight, I have invoked a rather camplicated clause from this contract.
*EWJ pulls out a contract.*
EWJ: This is the contact that the Princes of thr Universe (remember them?) signed for the Battlewar (remember that?). You see, there was a rather...unique rematch clause. You see, in a dangerous match like the Battlewar, there was a very real possibility that one of the members of the team may meet with an unfortunate...accident, shall we say.
Ramada: YEAH!! LIKE ONE OF THEM BEATING UP THE OTHER ONE UP SO BAD AFTER THE MATCH THAT IT ENDS HIS CAREER!!
EWJ: Exactly. In that case, the still active member of the team has the right, according to this contract, to challenge for the tag team titles with the partner of his choice. Now, due to the wording of the contract, it has to be someone who was active at the time of the former partner's injury. So, I will not be able to partner with one of my fellow Otaku. Don't worry about me though. I'll have a more than adequate parner tonight. One who was also half of a legendary tag team and a man I have allied myself with in the past. And that man's name is...
...going to be announced just before the match. We gotta keep you watching somehow.
Monroe: We'll be right back after these words from our sponsor: Passenger 57 2 starring Wesley Snipes and Dakota Fanning. This summer: Always bet on black...again!
