*The Otaku come down to the ring to EWJ's entrance theme "Last Dinosaur". BFOE has a big bucket of chicken from KFC.*
Ramada: HAAAAAIIIIIILLLL EWJ!!
*EWJ gets on the mic.*
EWJ: Many people have been asking me "how have you been so successful?" It's simple really. We have found where we belong. Other people have not, and so their careers go nowhere. For instance, Big T, you don't belong in the Rebel Express. You don't have a chance against the Otaku tonight because you know, deep in your heart, that you shouldn't be fighting against us, you should be one of us. Now, I'm in a good mood, so I'm going to make you an offer. Turn on your partner, and you can join the Otaku. You can do it before the match or during it, it doesn't matter. Now, you have to know that rejecting my offer won't make us happy and you'll probably get hurt. That would be a shame, wouldn't it? We don't want to hurt you, but you need to realize where you belong. Now, as for Nuriko...
Ramada: OH!! LET ME!! LET ME!!
EWJ: OK, I think Ramada has a few words for you.
*He hands Ramada the mic, as if she needs one.*
Ramada: ANYONE WHO OPPOSES EWJ'S PLANS MUST BE ELIMINATED!! YOU HAVE A CHANCE TOO!! IF YOU JOIN US, YOU'LL BE FINE!! BESIDES, THE OUTCASTS ARE STINKY AND STUPID AND YOU PROBABLY DON'T REALLY LIKE THEM ANYWAY!!
*She gives the mic back to EWJ.*
EWJ: So, Big T and Nuriko, it's simple. Join us or get taken down for being in our way. Now, Hiro doesn't have anything to say, of course, what about you, Osaka?
BFOE: Can't talk, eating.
GWJ: All right, then. Nuriko and Big T, you know you don't really fit in where you are, around people who say "ninjas" when, in fact, "ninja" is both singular and plural. This is a great opportunity for you, because all the success that we've had so far, is just a prelude to what is to come.
Ramada: HAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLL EWJ!!
*We go to a commercial. In the commercial, a flight attendant is handed a ticket.*
Flight attendant: You'll be in seat number 57, sir. It's right...
*The camera turns to show Wesley Snipes.*
WS: Don't worry, I can find that one.
Voice over: John Cutter is in for another bad flight...
*Dakota Fanning walks up next to Wesley Snipes.*
DF: What seat am I in?
Flight Attendant: It looks like you're Passenger 58.
WS (to himself as he walks away): Oh man, I hate sitting next to kids...
VO: But things aren't always what they seem.*
*During the flight, some terrorists hijack the plane.*
WS (to DF): Don't worry, I've dealt with this kind of thing before.
DF: I'm not worried. Everything's going as planned.
*DF get up and joins the terrorists.*
DF: Do as we say, and you'll be just fine.
WS: I should have known!
*we start cutting from one scene to another: Wesley Snipes kicking people, Dakota Fanning shooting at something. Wesley Snipes talking on a radio.*
WS: Charlene, you ever play roulette?
DF (on another radio): Mr. Cutter! I'm not old enough to gamble!
*More rapid cuts. Explosions, guns, fighting...*
VO: This summer...
*Explosions, guns, fighting...*
VO: ...always bet on black...
*Even more rapid cuts, the final one showing WS swinging on a rope away from an exploding airplane into another airplane.*
VO: ...again!
