I know, I know, it's been a while. I've been busy. Doing shit. Turns out Pit Pat not only loves movies, he also loves drugs and television. (VH1'S CELEBRITY EYE CANDY is the best/worst thing that ever happened to me.) But I ran out of weed this morning, and my cable got cut off because I forgot to pay the bill, so I've got some time to take a look at films you probably won't be taking a look at. (And I probably won't as well!)
THE WILD - It's as if MADAGASCAR is getting the re-release it richly deserves!
LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN - It would be too easy to say it slucks. But it does.
PHAT GIRLZ - Phucking sluckz.
TAKE THE LEAD - rex can relate to this drama about a man teaching teenagers to dance in a basement, because he teaches kids to dance in a van.
BRICK - A twist filled who-gives-a-shit!
BASIC INSTINCT 2 - Makes you wonder why they haven't gotten around to making BREAKIN' 3: ELECTRIC BOOGALEE.
V FOR VENDETTA - More like V FOR VERBOSE. Shut up and kill some people already.
FAILURE TO LAUNCH - A romantic comedy, minus the comedy and minus the romantic.
ULTRAVIOLET - The whole Milla Jovovich video game sub-genre can fuck off. On my dick.
