Quote: Nowhereman said: Funnily enough, thats the same thing Pro said to me in a PM a few days back!
No, no....I said you would always be my cyber-"butt-y".....two TOTALLY different things.
I don't know if that's really supposed to make me feel better...
Quote: Harley, please ignore his ignorance, and take off your shirt. Thank you, dear...
I would say, "you first," but I've learned the hard way that you southern boys take that challenge seriously...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
