Years ago, when I lived in MD, a bird flew into a closed window..it scared the shit out of me. I went outside to bury it, and I found it, alive, and squirming on the ground..as I watched, it got back up on it's little feet, and flew away..he (or she) was just stunned! I was happy to see it was okay.
Then suddenly it struck him! Criminals are a superstisious and cowardly lot... he will need to become something dark, terrible... he shall become a bird! His name is Beardguy, he is The BIRD-MAN!!!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
