That's good. Better than what I had, no doubt. But, in the end, avoiding outright calling you "big" was the path I was searching for. The more subtle approach would have lent a harder sting, than a blatant weight/size joke. I think, though, your use of the word "little" pretty much checkmated anything I wanted to do in that area.
Let's discuss this further over coffee and pie, shall we?