Opened a bottle of soda pop there the other day, and under the cap it read, "PLEASE TRY AGAIN".

Was confused at first...thought maybe I had opened the damn thing wrong.

Then realized it was an inspirational message, kinda like, "Have a Coke and a Smile...oh yeah, and here's some hope , too."

Filled with joy, thinkin' that someone or something out there was finally givin' me a sign, that it was worth goin' on and fightin' the good fight (used to think that the band Triumph was passin' this message on to me earlier in life, but was mistaken)...I was elated, to say the least.

Then someone at work filled me in that they were just running a contest and my spirits dropped. Why God?!?! WHY?!?!