I didn't need to learn the difference between a megabyte and a megaburger to win my olympic gold medals! Oh it's true!

Oh Oh KURT!

I think I'm cute
I won gold medals
I got the moves
That makes them all tap out!

The Angle Slam
The Ankle Lock
Marty Jannety
STILL can't walk

I'm just a Sexy Kurt
(Sexy Kurt!!)
I'll make your ankle hurt
(Ankle Hurt!!!)
I'm just a Sexy Kurt
(Sexy Kurt!!)
I'll make your ankle hurt
(Ankle Hurt!!!)

Wooo!