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Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69445 2003-10-27 1:24 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal She put her hands in my pants under the monkey bars last Friday and said, "This is mine" before walking off and chatting with her invisible cliqué. She keeps making me count things.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69446 2003-10-27 1:26 AM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Uschi stole your penis. That is funny.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69447 2003-10-27 1:29 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt It's funny 'cause it's true.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69448 2003-10-27 1:33 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal One day when she's sleeping, I'll get it back. If only I knew where she keeps it... Where would she put it that no one would ever think to look?

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69449 2003-10-27 1:39 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Hmmmm.... questions, questions......

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69450 2003-10-27 1:43 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal I know! I'll ask Lor!

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69451 2003-10-27 1:45 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt But Lor doesn't promise a correct answer.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69452 2003-10-27 1:50 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal bah!

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69453 2003-10-27 1:52 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Well, I could tell ya, but it'll cost you.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69454 2003-10-27 1:54 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal You ain't gettin' my testicles!

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69455 2003-10-27 1:57 AM Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 The Twilight Zone Grimm living in 1962 15000+ posts Grimm living in 1962 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 The Twilight Zone Damn, Uschi really gets around.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69456 2003-10-27 1:57 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Doesn't she though?

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69457 2003-10-27 2:01 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Zod is amazed that anyone would be proud to admit being Uschi's manthing.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69458 2003-10-27 2:01 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Look, what good are they unconnected from the bloodsource? Do not take me for a moron, Mr.Robot.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69459 2003-10-27 2:03 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Alright. I'll take you for an average-minded, strong-willed, independent female. Now can I have my penis back? I need to pee.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69460 2003-10-27 2:05 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Ah, you simple man, did you read nothing of what I said? The last place anyone would look is in your pants. Still there and workin' fine!

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69461 2003-10-27 2:24 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal oh. *checks* phew!

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69462 2003-10-27 2:36 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt *checks also* yeah.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69463 2003-10-27 2:37 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal *looks again* "Yeah" what?

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69464 2003-10-27 2:39 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Makin' sure everythings still there also?

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69465 2003-10-27 2:43 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Silly Acorn! Dicks are for chicks!

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69466 2003-10-27 2:55 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt HELL yeah! 'Know what ELSE chicks like?

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69467 2003-10-27 3:01 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69468 2003-10-27 3:10 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69469 2003-10-27 3:16 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Either my programming's corrupted, or you just used the smilie in my direction.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69470 2003-10-27 3:24 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt :)

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69471 2003-10-27 3:32 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69472 2003-10-27 3:39 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt _/l /L

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69473 2003-10-27 3:46 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69474 2003-10-27 3:47 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt My keyboard has a backslash, but no slash.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69475 2003-10-27 3:49 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Does that mean you're gonna hurt me?

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69476 2003-10-27 3:50 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt No, it ment that ^ was a challange to figure out and it still sucked.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69477 2003-10-27 3:55 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Yes, yes it did. :)

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69478 2003-10-27 9:00 AM Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 662 Kylie Minogue's Peachy Butt Polar Boy 500+ posts Polar Boy 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 662 Kylie Minogue's Peachy Butt Awwww bless the robot has his acorn. Now if somebody would only love GayLA he might be less of the pain we all feel.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69479 2003-10-27 12:07 PM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Yes, yes. Bless me.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69480 2003-10-27 12:16 PM Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom Watch out. Blesing involves kissing sometimes TK. Now, who do you want to bless you?

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69481 2003-10-27 12:20 PM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal In fantasy land, I'd say any of the girls. But in reality, anybody but LLance and Rob. That way I know they won't like it as much as I won't.

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69482 2003-10-28 1:02 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69483 2003-10-28 1:36 AM Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom What's that for?

Re: Just to let y'all know, Uschi and I are a couple now. #69484 2003-10-28 1:42 AM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large She must've turned him down. S'ok, man, happens to the best of us....