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Oh, that's right. Because I like something semi-healthy-ish in my snacks, I'm automatically labeled a "hippy", or something. Just because I like to take care of my body like a temple....just because I fight the power, and won't take abuse from The Man....just chill out, guys....feel the love....oh yeah, that's trippy, brother....peace and vegetable rights....
You'd have no problem going the bathroom after that BM, wouldn't you? Filthy freakin' hippie. I'll bet you got yerself some damn fine book learnin', hippie-boy! You got yerself some FINE edumacation! Why, yer no better than one o' those carpet-baggin' Yanks from up north what invaded our beautiful Southern lands and burned their way to Savannah! The South will rise ag'in!!!
Um, Joe? You're one of those "carpet-bagging Yanks" ...though, you sir, are no Yankee...  
his name is Boomer.
No. "Britney".
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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