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Who'd be the creative team? And which character would find out the shocking secret of the Nature Boys nonexistence?
Art - Rob Liefeld
Words - John Byrne
Story - Nowhereman has a wank!
Talk about a waste of money! This story sucks! It took all of three seconds to finish it!
And who won in the end?
Me, thats who!
Not only did I have a wank but you paid me to do it..........bwah ha ha!
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Bitch, you think I paid for that?  They were giving it away on free comic book day! No wonder the industry is losing readers!
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Writer: Garth Ennis
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-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
While the RKMB's GOP faction fill their cars with guns and set off in pursuit, the liberal posse sit down to consider the non violent solutions and decide maybe offering the kidnappers cookies may help.
LLoAE Summer Slut Special: "Birds of a Feather...FUCK TOGETHER!!!"
-The Puritan Princess of Prude,the Hawk-Ho-Hunny, and the Sneakiest hare of booty and boobs follow the trail of the pedophilic Pariahsite into the back corners of Rob's Blog. However, it may not be the old in-and-out business as usual, when the great Blog's lone protector cums a'callin'.
It's PrincessE, Sneaky, and the Jack of all Cowgirls versus the Tit-Knight herself....The Harleykwin!!
LLoAE Summer Slut Special: "Birds of a Feather...FUCK TOGETHER!!!"
Part 3
Harleykwin, guardian of the blog of Gob's-anal-secrets-that-nobody-really-wants-to-know-about how the fuck did I get stuck with this crummy job?   challenges the league to a battle in the deadly pit 'o jello! It is a slippy, - yet tasty! - battle to the death, but as PE goes running for the power and protection of her chastity belt will Bunny accept the challenge? And when JLA, Pro and Joe show up with cameras and PPV tickets and PJP insists on constantly entering the pit to break up the match, the battle weary babes find they may have bitten off more than they can swallow...
i shall use my lava douche......
Hmmmm... I've got to figure out how to incorporate that into the next story arc....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Bitch, you think I paid for that?
They were giving it away on free comic book day! No wonder the industry is losing readers!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Bitch, you think I paid for that?
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Talk about a waste of money!
Your memory must be getting bad in yer old age.
I know dwarves live shorter (no pun intended) lives, but I didn't realise the brain shut down so quick.....
......what am I talking about brains for?
Yer a woman..........sorta!
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lets not forget about anuals here people
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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They are all being tied in to crisis on infinite Message boards.
We are gonna get merged with Athanon and the DCMBs people!
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They are all being tied in to crisis on infinite Message boards.
We are gonna get merged with Athanon and the DCMBs people!
Where's TOMB when we need them?
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(Who the hell is that anyhow?)
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Oh! That was Rob's genius handywork, eh?
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I have no idea who I'm supposed to be. I suppose "Disembodied Head Man"...
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Notice how Rob gets to be Batman.
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I'll bet he'd let you be Robin...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Fah. Some of us already have our own series:  And even a spinoff of our adventures as children 
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Is that you and WBAM ready for a night on the town?
BTW, you know....if you posted a real pic of yourself, you might actually be included in such cool(gay) pics like the current Frontpage masterpiece...
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The Hawk!(man)
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The pic is fucking awesohme!!!  I love that Rex has a beak!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Bitch, you think I paid for that?
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Talk about a waste of money!
I know dwarves live shorter
Hey.
HEY! I'm 5 ft 3! I'm practically an amazon!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Talk about a waste of money!
I know dwarves live shorter
Hey.
HEY! I'm 5 ft 3! I'm practically an amazon!
In Smurf village.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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The pic is fucking awesohme!!!
I love that Rex has a beak!
The things I could do to you with it......
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Bitch, you think I paid for that?
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Talk about a waste of money!
I know dwarves live shorter
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HEY! I'm 5 ft 3! I'm practically an amazon!
In Smurf village.
Fuck you! 5 ft 3 is tall!don't fuck with my fantasy world 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The pic is fucking awesohme!!!
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The things I could do to you with it......
Um...squawk?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Bitch, you think I paid for that?
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Talk about a waste of money!
I know dwarves live shorter
Hey.
HEY! I'm 5 ft 3! I'm practically an amazon!
In Smurf village.
Fuck you! 5 ft 3 is tall!don't fuck with my fantasy world
You lost me after "tall". Could you jump up and repeat the rest of that?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Bitch, you think I paid for that?
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Talk about a waste of money!
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HEY! I'm 5 ft 3! I'm practically an amazon!
In Smurf village.
Fuck you! 5 ft 3 is tall!don't fuck with my fantasy world
You lost me after "tall". Could you jump up and repeat the rest of that?
Y'know something? You're only 7 inches taller than me - nothing a good pair of dangerously high platforms can't fix...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Talk about a waste of money!
I know dwarves live shorter
Hey.
HEY! I'm 5 ft 3! I'm practically an amazon!
In Smurf village.
Fuck you! 5 ft 3 is tall!don't fuck with my fantasy world
You lost me after "tall". Could you jump up and repeat the rest of that?
Y'know something? You're only 7 inches taller than me - nothing a good pair of dangerously high platforms can't fix...
That's a very sexy offer. But I don't think being bumped up to 6' 5" would help this conversation.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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5 ft 3 is tall.
Sincerely,
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5' 3' is Amazonian.
Sincerely,
The Leprechauns
PS: Give up neither yer Lucky Charms nor yer Crock O' Gold, or 'tis the Magic Shoes for ye...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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5 ft 3 is tall.
Sincerely,
1545
LMFAO!
I hate you too.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I have no idea who I'm supposed to be. I suppose "Disembodied Head Man"...
I'm confused about Balloon Knot. Wasn't Power Princess a member of Squadron Supreme?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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5' 3' is Amazonian.
Sincerely,
The Leprechauns
PS: Give up neither yer Lucky Charms nor yer Crock O' Gold, or 'tis the Magic Shoes for ye...
You and rex are just insisting on fuckin' with my reality...
P.S. - are the magic shoes really high heels that will make me a whopping 5' 6"?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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5' 3' is Amazonian.
Sincerely,
The Leprechauns
PS: Give up neither yer Lucky Charms nor yer Crock O' Gold, or 'tis the Magic Shoes for ye...
You and rex are just insisting on fuckin' with my reality...
P.S. - are the magic shoes really high heels that will make me a whopping 5' 6"?
Lookit the li'l guy...MoMoMoMoMoMoMoMoMoMoMo...are you two related?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You and rex are just insisting on fuckin' with my reality
That's not the only thing of yours they are interested in fucking.
rex is after your socks.
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I have no idea who I'm supposed to be. I suppose "Disembodied Head Man"...
I'm confused about Balloon Knot. Wasn't Power Princess a member of Squadron Supreme?
Aye, she was, but maybe he's supposed to be - I dunno - a futuristic Diana? In which case, Diana didn't age well...
And who the hell is Pro supposed to be?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Joe Mama said:
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5' 3' is Amazonian.
Sincerely,
The Leprechauns
PS: Give up neither yer Lucky Charms nor yer Crock O' Gold, or 'tis the Magic Shoes for ye...
You and rex are just insisting on fuckin' with my reality...
P.S. - are the magic shoes really high heels that will make me a whopping 5' 6"?
Lookit the li'l guy...MoMoMoMoMoMoMoMoMoMoMo...are you two related?
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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