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rex said:
I'm looking to get into reading new authors and I need some recommendations.

Right now I'm considering reading James Pattersons books but I'm open to more suggestions.




If you're going to read Patterson, then I suggest you only read the Alex Cross novels. The last few books Patterson has put out have been utter crap - its become clear that he is just riding on his former reputation and no longer puts any effort into his books. Its a shame, too, as he used to be a good writer.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi