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Here's a game I thought you guys would like. Post a famous quote, but change one word to "monkey". Hilarity should ensue.

I'll go first: You will believe a monkey can fly.


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Hmmm.

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Hilarity...

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"Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my man can fly."

Wait, I think I got this wrong...


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monkey see monkey do


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Quote:

NurikoK98 said:
Here's a game I thought you guys would like. Post a famous quote, but change one word to "monkey". Hilarity should ensue.

I'll go first: You will believe a monkey can fly.





Your boyfriend thinks superman returns is racist.



























monkey


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Four score and seven monkeys ago...

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Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey, monkey monkey monkey, monkey monkey!
Monkey monkey "Monkey monkey monkey" monkey monkey!




























I thought it would be funnier to replace every word with monkey!
























I was right!


























Monkey!

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baconfucking cockgay monkey.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Why bring Snarf into this?

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i didn't mention virgin monkeys that are going bald!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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"Dec. 7, 1941 - a date which will live in monkey"


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i didn't mention virgin monkeys that are going bald!



But you did mention cockgay!

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I wanna be your monkey baby
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Treat me like no other monkey
Like no other ape
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Like no other ape

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G-Man is g-monkey!

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MONKYfucking snakes on a MONKEYfucking plane


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I can't believe I ate the whole monkey.


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The monkey...is out there.


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