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Hey look! It's a phone! That does....ummm...what phones do! Hey look! They changed the color! It's "new"!
"Wow!"
  
Considering you just learned about flush toilets and electricity, I'd think you'd be more enthusiastic.
Do I look Welsh to you?
By the way, I'm sending you a book. It's called "The Letter 'R'". Look into it...
Bless you.
Don't be confused by the way that I talk
I'm just (I'm just) Harley from The Block
Mouth full o' marbles or maybe they're rocks
Still I know (yes I know) where I came from!
  
Dude, I may be Puerto Rican, but do not confuse me with JLo! (or whatever she's calling herself these days) The only thing we have in common is a Puerto Rican ass...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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