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harleykwin said:
Dude, you had your chance to hear my voice once! Unfortunately, you couldn't drop a Star Wars for 10 seconds...



Oh, on the phone?! Sorry, my mother told me never to talk to strange women on the phone unless they'll later be deep throating me that very night.



Your momma taught you that?

And then you get upset when Joe and I make our southern jokes...

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And, really....microphone/headset....Wal-Mart...cheap....look into it...



I know, I know....but I was out on Saturday (last chat), sos it din' make a dif if I had 'em or not...but I'll get 'em for the next one - which is when, exactly?


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi