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sneaky bunny said:
does it have a job?



Just like a woman, once you make an official commitment it just sits there doing nothing more than nothing.

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sneaky bunny said:
like, is it a lawyer?



No, my cell phone is not gay.

I did buy the blue tooth headset, though.

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sneaky bunny said:
just cause it has three court cases this week?



That's not a complete sentence.

-3 points.