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Repo Man- Clare: "Nice firends you have there, Otto." Otto: "Thanks...I made 'em myself."
Rock n Roll High School- Ms. Togar: "Do Your parents know that you are Ramones?"
Big Trouble In Little China- Jack Burton: "It's all in the reflexes."
American Psycho- Patrick Bateman: "There's two things I think of whenever I see a beautiful woman: One.) Whether or not she's a nice person with good looks and a great personality...and another part of me wonders what her head would look like on a stick..."
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i refuse to quote films....8 year olds,dude.....
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Addicted to love- Meg Ryan "the only way she's gonna come back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the room and into your window."
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Teen Wolf
Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Batman
Joker: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Donnie Darko
Donnie: Smurfs are asexual. They don't have any reproductive organs. I just don't get that. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
From Hell
Sir William Gull(Jack the Ripper): One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the twentieth century.
Last Action Hero(which is btw my favorite Arnold movie, and an absolute scream, very underrated film)
Danny Madigan: ...I though I was going to die.
Jack Slater: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation ... and your first divorce.
Fight Club
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
The Matrix
Morpheus: There is a difference between knowing the path....and walking the path.
The Usual Suspect
Verbal: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Pulp Fiction
Jimmie: Do you see a sign on driveway that says "Nigger Storage"?!?!?
Predator
Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man!
Billy: There's something out there, waiting for us.....and it ain't no man.
(pause)
Billy: We're all gonna die.
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Die Hard
"A million terrorists in the world and I had to kill the one with smaller feet than my sister"
"Yipee-yi-yea, mother-fucker"
Dr Strangelove
"OK. I'm gonna get your money for you. But if you don't get the President of the United States in that phone, you know what's going to happen to you?"
"What?"
"You're going to have to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company"
"Mr President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap!"
"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
The Shinning
"Heeeeeeere's Johnny!"
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Teen Wolf
Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Batman
Joker: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Donnie Darko
Donnie: Smurfs are asexual. They don't have any reproductive organs. I just don't get that. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
From Hell
Sir William Gull(Jack the Ripper): One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the twentieth century.
Last Action Hero(which is btw my favorite Arnold movie, and an absolute scream, very underrated film)
Danny Madigan: ...I though I was going to die.
Jack Slater: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation ... and your first divorce.
Fight Club
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
The Matrix
Morpheus: There is a difference between knowing the path....and walking the path.
The Usual Suspect
Verbal: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Pulp Fiction
Jimmie: Do you see a sign on driveway that says "Nigger Storage"?!?!?
Predator
Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man!
Billy: There's something out there, waiting for us.....and it ain't no man.
(pause)
Billy: We're all gonna die.
Actually your Pulp Fiction qoute is "dead nigger storage".
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"Die, Replacement Friends!!!!"- Jack Black, Saving Silverman
"There's always time for lubricant!!!!"- Orlando Jones, Evolution
"Them si-reens done loved him up...and turned him inta a horny-toad !!!!!"- Tim Blake Nelson, O Brother, Where Art Thou?
"Back off, man...I'm a scientist."- Bill Murray, Ghostbusters
"Ask him to call Boris Karloff a cocksucker..."- Bill Murray, Ed Wood
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#7017
2002-07-22 11:20 PM
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Sean Connery in The Rock
"Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Blazin' Saddles:
Rail worker: "They said you was hung!"
Sheriff Bart: "And they were right."
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#7018
2002-07-22 11:50 PM
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try and figure where I got these from
1)"Heres a quater go downtown and get a rat to gnaw that thing of yoru face!"
2)" Obviously you're not a golfer!"
3)"THOSE AREN'T TWO PILLOWS!!!'
4) "He says we're going the wrong way!"
"Ahh hes drunk how would he know where we're going?"
5)"Its true...this man has no dick"
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
try and figure where I got these from
1)"Heres a quater go downtown and get a rat to gnaw that thing of yoru face!"
I'm guessing on this one, because it sounds familiar....The adventures of Ford Fairlane, maybe?
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2)" Obviously you're not a golfer!"
The Big Lebowski
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3)"THOSE AREN'T TWO PILLOWS!!!'"
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
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5)"Its true...this man has no dick"
I'm guessing again for the same reason....it sounds so damn familiar...Ghostbusters?
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Airheads
-I figure we demand some weird stuff so that later we can plead insanity.
As Good As It Gets
-Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
Jurassic Park -Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
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The first was NOT Ford Fairlane
it was another John Candy film though not Planes Trains and Automobiles....
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not another teen movie ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) Catherine- "Why does everytime i tell a guy he can put it wherever he wants, he always end up sticking it in my ass?" ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif) Jake - "Thats too much information for me catherine" ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) catherine - no jake, too much information would be to tell you that after they are done, I always take a huge dump....on their chest! ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) Token black guy: that is whack!
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
1)"Heres a quater go downtown and get a rat to gnaw that thing of yoru face!"
john candy in uncle buck (he plays buck melanoma. moley russles' wart!)
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Originally posted by THE Franta:
5)"Its true...this man has no dick"
bill murray!! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) woo! ghostbusters
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Aureola - "I dont needz the school progam, im heare to be a object of lust for those poor geekz who cant get american pussy"
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2002-07-23 11:10 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
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Originally posted by THE Franta:
1)"Heres a quater go downtown and get a rat to gnaw that thing of yoru face!"
john candy in uncle buck (he plays buck melanoma. moley russles' wart!)
CORRECT!!!
Which that asswipe Mike Myers has stolen and ruined according to recent trailers!
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Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
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Originally posted by THE Franta:
5)"Its true...this man has no dick"
bill murray!! woo! ghostbusters
Now HE DA MAN!!!
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