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Pariah said:
my mom made my cousin take me to the desert for a camping trip. I had a sip of beer and shit my pants and then told everyone it was a bullet wound.

An hour afterwards when we were driving home and the fumes were wearing off, I was like, "Oh my God! I shit my pants!"

And I never went to a campout in the desert again.....Er, that is to say I was never invited to one again so I haven't left my mom's basement in awhile.


Bow ties are coool.