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Other than the one handedness and the blindness they were hot. I'm getting desperate in my old age.


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Are you sure they didn't just feel sorry for you?




Whatever works.


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The blink chick was hot, but she looked too young for me. She lives in teh same apartment complex as me. I might meet up with her sometime. I know which apartment is hers.

The one handed woman looked older and she was at the mall near my apartmetn. She was wearing a red tank top and showing off her amazing rack. If I see her again I will definetly ask her out.


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What if you ever get invited to a couples basketball game? I know it possible that she can play, but do you really wanna take the risk?


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That would mean I know someone that would invite me to a basketball game. Lets keep this realistic.


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Other than the one handedness and the blindness they were hot. They are getting desperate in their old age.



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you sure the one handed one didn't touch you first?]
and hte blind one wasn't blind first?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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If not for the distance, I'd have thought that Rex and Sneaky made a love connection.


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sweeite, pookie, honey bunch...goto hell.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sweeite, pookie, honey bunch...goto hell.




I love you too, buttercup.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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sweeite, pookie, honey bunch...goto hell.




I love you too, buttercup.





And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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now your just trying to turn rex on.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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He has a thing for pink socks?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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specially the argile ones.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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It's argyle though, playa. B'lee dat.


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I won't be surprised if the blind woman is also deaf and has no sense of smell.

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We know for a fact she had no taste.


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nor sanity


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I suppose so.

But if the one handed woman was hot enough I'd scratch her ass or pick her nose for her.


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you say that to all the one handed women you meet!

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and he waves to them when their climbing trees!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What are you disapproving of now?


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that she could lose one of hte girls.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What are you disapproving of now?




That there's no mention of her and Glacys and their love that knows no bounds in this thread.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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LOLs!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Wow............epic Joe Mama......pretty good for a boy from Chicago spur of the moment. Maybe there's hope for you after all ;P


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Stop trying to make every thread about you.


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Wow............epic Joe Mama......pretty good for a boy from Chicago spur of the moment. Maybe there's hope for you after all ;P




I thought he was from Boston?


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Its elisa, we're lucky she got the right country.


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let alone the right universe!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Wow............epic Joe Mama......pretty good for a boy from Chicago spur of the moment. Maybe there's hope for you after all ;P




What the hell are you prattling on about?


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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i dunno, where are you parking your car?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i dunno, where are you parking your car?




Ah'm PAHKIN' m'CAHHH OVAH by HAHVID SQUAY-AHHH.

(That's a Boston accent, not a Chicago accent, by the way...)


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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i understand, but see, you live in chicago now.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i understand, but see, you live in chicago now.






Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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