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It's really funny to read these old posts from fags like Kinda Sorta and Jack Meoff.

You can tell I used to really get under their skin.



"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you)
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MisterJLA said:
It's really funny to read these old posts from fags like Kinda Sorta and Jack Meoff.

You can tell I used to really get under their skin.





Will you fuck off and die?

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Boogie in your butt
Eddie Murphy

CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.

Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

(sax solo)

Boogie In Your Butt
Eddie Murphy

[CHORUS]

Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!

[CHORUS]

Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

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Eddie Murphy
Party All The Time


Girl
I can't understand it why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you.
I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -
Diamonds on your finger -
Still you hang out all night
what am I to do?

My girl wants to party all the time

Party all the time
party all the time.
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time.

She parties all the time - party all the time

She likes to party all the time - party all the time

party all the time - she likes to party all the time

party all the time.

Girl
I've seen you in clubs just hanging out and dancing.
You give your number to every man you see.
You never come home at night because you're out romancing.
I wish you bring some of your love home to me.

But my girl wants to party all the time
. . .
My girl wants to party all the time
. . .

Party
party
party she likes to party all the time.
She likes to party all the time -
She lets her hair down
she lets her body down:
She lets her body
she lets her body down.
Party all the time - do you wanna get any party
yeah.
Party all the time - party all the time.

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March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day

March 2 is . . . . . Old Stuff Day

March 3 is . . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day More Information on National Anthem Day

March 4 is . . . . . Holy Experiment Day

March 5 is . . . . . Multiple Personalities Day

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March is the third month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven Gregorian
months with the length of 31 days. See also Months in various calendars

March begins (astrologically, non-sidereal) with the sun in the sign of Pisces and ends
in the sign of Aries. Astronomically speaking, the sun begins in the constellation of
Aquarius and ends in the constellation of Pisces.

In ancient Rome, March was called Martius, so named after Mars, the Roman god of war.

March was originally the first month of the Roman calendar before the winter months of
January and February were added about 700 BC by King Numa Pompilius. It ceased to be the
first month of the calendar year (the year when displayed as twelve months) about 450 BC
during the time of the decemvirs, when January assumed that position. Roman consuls
entered office in March between 222 BC and 153 BC, hence Roman events dated via the
consular year began in March during that period. The numbered year began on March 1 in
Russia until the end of the fifteenth century. Great Britain and her colonies continued
to use March 25 until 1752, the same year they finally adopted the Gregorian calendar.

In Finnish, the month is called maaliskuu, which originates from maallinen kuu meaning
earthy month. This is because in maaliskuu earth started to show from under the snow.
Historical names for March include the Saxon term Lenctmonat, named for the equinox and
eventual lengthening of days and the eventual namesake of Lent. The Saxons also called
March Rhed-monat (for their goddess Rhedam); ancient Britons called it hyld-monath
(meaning loud or stormy).

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Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about
putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

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Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what
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How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

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You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone
goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor
or the patient?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about
putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what
somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

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Armenian (Armenia, Russia, Mideast) Maanak parov
Armenian (Armenia, Russia, Mideast) Noren gu desnuvink
Armenian (Armenia) [by person leaving] Bedkee yertam hima
Armenian [Western] (Armenia) Tsedesutyun
Armenian [Eastern] (Armenia) Ts'tesutyun
Aromunian (Greece, Balkans) Videari bunã
Asante (Ghana) Me ho wo ekyene
Ashaninca Campa (Peru) Hatahana
Assyrian [Eastern] [stay in peace] Push b'shena
Assyrian [Eastern] [plural][stay in peace] Pushun b'shena

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Assyrian [Eastern] [plural][stay in peace] Poshon bshaina
Assyrian [Eastern] [stay in peace] Push b'shlama
Assyrian [Eastern] (Assyria) [go in peace] Khush b'shlama
Assyrian [Eastern] (Assyria) [go in peace] Zil b'shlama
Assyrian [Western] [stay in peace] Fush b'shlomo
Assyrian [Western] (Assyria) [go in peace] Zel bashlomo
Assyrian (Iran, Iraq, Syria) Push bshaina
Assyrian (Iran, Iraq, Syria) [answer] Bshaina, alaha amukh
Asturian (Spain) Adiós
Asturian (Spain) Alón

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