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I know a certain thread that needs a fatty-boom-batty blunt...



BONGGGGG!!!!

J.Mama....I said what I felt in my heart, and now...now...mean people are trying to twist it into bad things...like I was being mean and stuff to them....what do I do?

*{Clutches apron of old denmother J.Mama}*



If I were you, I'd go back outside and put my best foot forward. Kids won't like you if you don't like yourself. A stitch in time saves nine. One bad apple can ruin the whole bunch. 23-skiddoo. Now get outta here, it's too nice a day to be cooped up inside and I'm trying to cook your father's supper.

*Whacks Pro upside the head with a wooden spoon*

And stay away from that Harley! I've told you before, that girl'll give you COOTIES!!!



Only cuz you gave 'em to me!!


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi