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Pro could use some of me today!
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Wow...speaking of "cranky"... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Pro could use some of me today!
Holy crap! I spoke my mind, and Midol posted soon afterwards. I did NOT see that coming...
It was really me Pro! I was just kidding big guy! 
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...aaaaaaand speaking of Midol..... 
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Wow...speaking of "cranky"...
the most powerful force
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Pro could use some of me today!
Holy crap! I spoke my mind, and Midol posted soon afterwards. I did NOT see that coming...
It was really me Pro! I was just kidding big guy!
Your deception wounds and hurts me...I'll never joke again! NEVAR!!1!
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Wow...speaking of "cranky"...
the most powerful force
Indeed.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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...aaaaaaand speaking of Midol.....
Midol and the Muffin Man are my greatest alts evar!
for the record though I despise alts.
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Pro could use some of me today!
Holy crap! I spoke my mind, and Midol posted soon afterwards. I did NOT see that coming...
It was really me Pro! I was just kidding big guy!
Your deception wounds and hurts me...I'll never joke again! NEVAR!!1!
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...aaaaaaand speaking of Midol.....
You're the one who's cranky... or is it "bitchy" ...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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...aaaaaaand speaking of Midol.....
You're the one who's cranky... or is it "bitchy" ...
I think the word you're looking for is "witty".
BTW, do people like Dennis Leary offend you when they go on a sizable rant? Just checking...  
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ask Midol!
Can't we just give him alcohol instead?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Your deception wounds and hurts me...I'll never joke again! NEVAR!!1!
Just for the record, when did you start? 
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Pro could use some of me today!
Holy crap! I spoke my mind, and Midol posted soon afterwards. I did NOT see that coming...
It was really me Pro! I was just kidding big guy!
Your deception wounds and hurts me...I'll never joke again! NEVAR!!1!
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...aaaaaaand speaking of Midol.....
You're the one who's cranky... or is it "bitchy" ...
I think the word you're looking for is "witty".
Ooooooh, you were attempting to be witty!
Next time, try harder.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Your deception wounds and hurts me...I'll never joke again! NEVAR!!1!
Just for the record, when did you start?
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Midol and the Muffin Man are my greatest alts evar!
Actually, your two greatest are Rex and Rob Kamphausen...
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...aaaaaaand speaking of Midol.....
You're the one who's cranky... or is it "bitchy" ...
I think the word you're looking for is "witty".
Ooooooh, you were attempting to be witty!
Next time, try harder.
What's the point? If you can't catch grounders, you sure as hell aren't grabbing any fly-balls....
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...aaaaaaand speaking of Midol.....
You're the one who's cranky... or is it "bitchy" ...
I think the word you're looking for is "witty".
Ooooooh, you were attempting to be witty!
Next time, try harder.
What's the point? If you can't catch grounders, you sure as hell aren't grabbing any fly-balls....
Sweetie, you actually have to throw something for me to catch, in the first place...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I'll never joke again! NEVAR!!1!
What do you mean by "again"?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I'll never joke again! NEVAR!!1!
What do you mean by "again"?
Sorry, Doc beat you to it. Try again...
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What's the point? If you can't catch grounders, you sure as hell aren't grabbing any fly-balls....
Hey! Harley is an expert with balls!
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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What do you mean by "again"?
Sorry, Doc beat you to it. Try again...
What do you mean by "again"?
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Try wearing a glove, then...
...aaaaaand, we hit the end of our baseball metaphors....
Apparently not...
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What's the point? If you can't catch grounders, you sure as hell aren't grabbing any fly-balls....
Hey! Harley is an expert with balls!
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Everytime someone posts a thread about corporations doing ANYthing that may seem the slightest bit controversial, the normal outcry from posters occurs that it's unreasonable, ridiculous, and basically bullshit. As, you know, they should. And as, you know, expected. Otherwise, there's no point in posting the article here in the first place, because if it didn't cause some kind of reaction, it would be pointless.
What I find highly amusing, however, is seeing how long it takes for someone to come into the thread and drop "the bomb" of an explanation that whatever has occurred is, in some way, profitable and beneficial to the corporation doing it.
No.
Fucking.
Shit.
Einstein.
As if there were EVER any other explanation to it. As if this were some enlightening moment for all of us, that may have originally believed martians were behind it, because, you know, our simple minds cannot possibly work out that it might have to do with money. OF COURSE it's about money! OF COURSE it's about the "bottom line"! D'UH!
Was the entire point of creating threads like these simply to remind us of that point? If not, then, of course everyone is going to express some form of outrage and discomfort over the point, even though (and watch this carefully)...even though...they already know it's all about money.
GASP!!! SHOCK!!! AWE!! No! It can't be!! Say it ain't so!! That's impossible! People that express shock, outrage, or discomfort cannot possibly understand why things must occur. They can only react with emotion and wait for more rational and intelligent people to come along to explain it to them.
How can this be happening? Why would a business do anything at all? Someone, please...please enlighten us as to the cause!
This post brought to you by The Foundation of Redundancy
Let's look at The Truth that I spoke.
Hmmm. All seems quite clear. And clever. Thanks.
Now, let's see who got offended and thought I was talking about them, for some odd reason.....hmmm...scanning thread.....hmmm....
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Everytime someone posts a thread about corporations doing ANYthing that may seem the slightest bit controversial, the normal outcry from posters occurs that it's unreasonable, ridiculous, and basically bullshit. As, you know, they should. And as, you know, expected. Otherwise, there's no point in posting the article here in the first place, because if it didn't cause some kind of reaction, it would be pointless.
What I find highly amusing, however, is seeing how long it takes for someone to come into the thread and drop "the bomb" of an explanation that whatever has occurred is, in some way, profitable and beneficial to the corporation doing it.
No.
Fucking.
Shit.
Einstein.
As if there were EVER any other explanation to it. As if this were some enlightening moment for all of us, that may have originally believed martians were behind it, because, you know, our simple minds cannot possibly work out that it might have to do with money. OF COURSE it's about money! OF COURSE it's about the "bottom line"! D'UH!
Was the entire point of creating threads like these simply to remind us of that point? If not, then, of course everyone is going to express some form of outrage and discomfort over the point, even though (and watch this carefully)...even though...they already know it's all about money.
GASP!!! SHOCK!!! AWE!! No! It can't be!! Say it ain't so!! That's impossible! People that express shock, outrage, or discomfort cannot possibly understand why things must occur. They can only react with emotion and wait for more rational and intelligent people to come along to explain it to them.
How can this be happening? Why would a business do anything at all? Someone, please...please enlighten us as to the cause!
This post brought to you by The Foundation of Redundancy
Let's look at The Truth that I spoke.
Hmmm. All seems quite clear. And clever. Thanks.
Now, let's see who got offended and thought I was talking about them, for some odd reason.....hmmm...scanning thread.....hmmm....
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I know a certain thread that needs a fatty-boom-batty blunt...
BONGGGGG!!!!
J.Mama....I said what I felt in my heart, and now...now...mean people are trying to twist it into bad things...like I was being mean and stuff to them....what do I do?
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I know a certain thread that needs a fatty-boom-batty blunt...
BONGGGGG!!!!
J.Mama....I said what I felt in my heart, and now...now...mean people are trying to twist it into bad things...like I was being mean and stuff to them....what do I do?
Not "mean," sweetie, just snarky...
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Now there's a visual!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Where's the Photoshop duo of Nowhereman and Jaburg when we need them?
Prolly actually doing some work instead of fuckin' around here...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I know a certain thread that needs a fatty-boom-batty blunt...
BONGGGGG!!!!
J.Mama....I said what I felt in my heart, and now...now...mean people are trying to twist it into bad things...like I was being mean and stuff to them....what do I do?
*{Clutches apron of old denmother J.Mama}*
If I were you, I'd go back outside and put my best foot forward. Kids won't like you if you don't like yourself. A stitch in time saves nine. One bad apple can ruin the whole bunch. 23-skiddoo. Now get outta here, it's too nice a day to be cooped up inside and I'm trying to cook your father's supper.
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And stay away from that Harley! I've told you before, that girl'll give you COOTIES!!!
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You better be glad it was only the wooden spoon that you got whacked in the head with.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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Yeah. If he stuck around any longer I woulda sack-whacked him with the potato masher I have in my other hand.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I know a certain thread that needs a fatty-boom-batty blunt...
BONGGGGG!!!!
J.Mama....I said what I felt in my heart, and now...now...mean people are trying to twist it into bad things...like I was being mean and stuff to them....what do I do?
*{Clutches apron of old denmother J.Mama}*
If I were you, I'd go back outside and put my best foot forward. Kids won't like you if you don't like yourself. A stitch in time saves nine. One bad apple can ruin the whole bunch. 23-skiddoo. Now get outta here, it's too nice a day to be cooped up inside and I'm trying to cook your father's supper.
*Whacks Pro upside the head with a wooden spoon*
And stay away from that Harley! I've told you before, that girl'll give you COOTIES!!!
Only cuz you gave 'em to me!!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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harleykwin said:
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Joe Mama said:
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Prometheus said:
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Joe Mama said:
I know a certain thread that needs a fatty-boom-batty blunt...
BONGGGGG!!!!
J.Mama....I said what I felt in my heart, and now...now...mean people are trying to twist it into bad things...like I was being mean and stuff to them....what do I do?
*{Clutches apron of old denmother J.Mama}*
If I were you, I'd go back outside and put my best foot forward. Kids won't like you if you don't like yourself. A stitch in time saves nine. One bad apple can ruin the whole bunch. 23-skiddoo. Now get outta here, it's too nice a day to be cooped up inside and I'm trying to cook your father's supper.
*Whacks Pro upside the head with a wooden spoon*
And stay away from that Harley! I've told you before, that girl'll give you COOTIES!!!
Only cuz you gave 'em to me!!
Yep. I gave 'em to you, then you gave 'em back to me. Then I gave 'em to you...yay.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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