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how do you masturbate? #70896 2003-10-25 7:38 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene rexstardust 2000+ posts rexstardust 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits?

Re: how do you masturbate? #70897 2003-10-25 8:05 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,930 Likes: 34 37.563936, -116.85123 Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,930 Likes: 34 37.563936, -116.85123 FREAK! You are so nasty...using an old sock. Fresh from the dryer is best!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70898 2003-10-25 8:19 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70899 2003-10-25 10:17 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 855 mimic 500+ posts mimic 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 855 Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70900 2003-10-26 4:09 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene rexstardust 2000+ posts rexstardust 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene Yeah I have about 20 old socks in the rotation, about to add twelve more. Their a load (HA) by themselves.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70901 2003-10-26 3:29 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY quote: Originally posted by mimic: You rawk bsams. mimic didn't mimic...?????

Re: how do you masturbate? #70902 2003-10-26 3:38 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY masturbation thread? hmmm. I need something to quell any lingering thoughts of masturbation.....but what? of course!!!!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70903 2003-10-26 5:16 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene rexstardust 2000+ posts rexstardust 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene How dare you ruin my thread! Eat shit and die!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70904 2003-10-26 5:29 PM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,142 Grimm's conscience Kristogar Velo 5000+ posts Kristogar Velo 5000+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,142 Grimm's conscience Here's a witty response: And that's terrible.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70905 2003-10-26 5:33 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,930 Likes: 34 37.563936, -116.85123 Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,930 Likes: 34 37.563936, -116.85123 Guys....its not working. I don't know whats going on! I'll go by the Legion board. I'm sure they know what to do!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70906 2003-10-26 9:09 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70907 2003-10-26 9:33 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Thanks "Oops I Crapped My Pants"!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70908 2003-10-26 9:41 PM Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 134 Here and there, man. TheDude 100+ posts TheDude 100+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 134 Here and there, man.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70909 2003-10-26 9:42 PM Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 134 Here and there, man. TheDude 100+ posts TheDude 100+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 134 Here and there, man. quote: Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts: Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. Yeah, well I still jerk off manually.....

Re: how do you masturbate? #70910 2003-10-26 9:54 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70911 2003-10-26 9:58 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70912 2003-10-26 10:01 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70913 2003-10-26 10:01 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large You use a trapeze to masturbate? ....that's different.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70914 2003-10-26 10:03 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70915 2003-10-26 10:09 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70916 2003-10-26 10:10 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70917 2003-10-26 10:11 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large I get it!....I think....

Re: how do you masturbate? #70918 2003-10-26 10:13 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70919 2003-10-26 10:14 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven I have some questions for astronauts.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70920 2003-10-26 10:20 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large GayLA is an assnaut. Maybe he can help.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70921 2003-10-26 10:24 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Animalman = The Evil Genius? Talking to yourself is a sure sign.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70922 2003-10-26 10:24 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Plus Animalman is logged in and The Evil is not.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70923 2003-10-26 10:49 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large

Re: how do you masturbate? #70924 2003-10-27 1:35 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal You still haven't answered the question, Acorn.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70925 2003-10-27 1:38 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt What question?

Re: how do you masturbate? #70926 2003-10-27 1:44 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Quit stallin'!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70927 2003-10-27 1:47 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt oh. I thought you knew that already. With my hands in your pants.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70928 2003-10-27 1:50 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal ...I was wondering why you try to fit yourself in. That explains that one time at Baskin Robbins...

Re: how do you masturbate? #70929 2003-10-27 1:53 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt I like wearing your pants.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70930 2003-10-27 1:56 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Too bad I can't say the same for your brassiere! But LLance can!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70931 2003-10-27 2:06 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Yeah, he has big boobs for a guy.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70932 2003-10-27 2:27 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal That's an understatment!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70933 2003-10-27 2:28 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt and THIS... is an undergarnment.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70934 2003-10-27 2:30 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal This is a boomstick!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70935 2003-10-27 3:00 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Gimme some sugar, baby!