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2003-10-27 3:11 AM
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2003-10-27 3:12 AM
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OK lets get this thread back on subject.
When you switch hands, does it feel like youre cheating?
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2003-10-27 3:14 AM
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2003-10-27 3:24 AM
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No, both his hands feel about the same...
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2003-10-27 3:30 AM
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I never thought they'd be the same after that wood chipper accident.
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2003-10-27 3:33 AM
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2003-10-27 3:37 AM
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I-I can't...you're right! It is! It is!
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2003-10-27 3:41 AM
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2003-10-27 3:51 AM
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2003-10-27 3:52 AM
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...and I don't mean the one with toes.
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2003-10-27 3:57 AM
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2003-10-27 3:58 AM
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2003-10-27 5:46 PM
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'Cause she likes it rough?
Man, you take things too literal!
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2003-10-27 8:25 PM
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rexstardust said: OK lets get this thread back on subject.
When you switch hands, does it feel like youre cheating?
No, I can't do it right-handed, only left. See, I AM a liberal!! There's the proof!
Jim
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I like to do it with someone watching.
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One day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly. "Now take off my socks." He did. "Now take off my skirt." He did. "Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."
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Uschi said: I like to do it with someone watching.
I can dig it.
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rexstardust said: I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits?
How is this any worse than asking who is and who isn't circumcised?
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But there are 4 pages of replies here....
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I can't get myself off without several kitchen appliances, the vacume cleaner, apple pies, letters from the president.....and pictures of Rex.
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klinton said: I can't get myself off without several kitchen appliances, the vacume cleaner, apple pies, letters from the president.....and pictures of Rex.

Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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klinton said: I can't get myself off without several kitchen appliances, the vacume cleaner, apple pies, letters from the president.....and pictures of Rex.
Doesn't everyone?
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rex said: Doesn't everyone?
I would think so.
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rex said: Doesn't everyone?
If they don't, they are sooo lying about it!
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PrincessElisa said:
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rex said: Doesn't everyone?
If they don't, they are sooo lying about it!
So, getting this thread back on track, how do you, Princess? And how often?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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i would like to hear this!
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ELISA GETS HER WHORE FRIENDS TO DO IT FOR HER!
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