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Lol pjs......now you're being silly! Quote:
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So, getting this thread back on track, how do you, Princess? And how often?
I plead the fifth.......ain't telling you boys any thing else!
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I like to do it with someone watching.
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits?
So this is what started the sock fucker bit...
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I swear to god if you didn't just post all that porn I'd be pissed at you right now.
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits?
So this is what started the sock fucker bit...
it almost seems like something that happend a long time ago in a message board far, far away....
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits?
So this is what started the sock fucker bit...
it almost seems like something that happend a long time ago in a message board far, far away....
Thats almost a beardguy post.
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Lol pjs......now you're being silly!
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So, getting this thread back on track, how do you, Princess? And how often?
I plead the fifth.......ain't telling you boys any thing else!
HA!
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits?
So this is what started the sock fucker bit...
it almost seems like something that happend a long time ago in a message board far, far away....
Thats almost a beardguy post.
and yet that still seems better than an "I fuck socks and i want the world to know it" post...but maybe thats just my opinion
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Its still more interesting than 90% of your posts.
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yet you keep reading them...hmmmm
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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You two gonna make out now?
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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He must want to watch. I'd suggest borrowing a schedule from Joe Mama.
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Once again nowie posts a gay porn pic. Your hard drive must be full of them.
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Yeah rex, cause that doesnt come up when you google search "sock fucker" does it!
Stupidest come back ever you fucking retard!
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a gay movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits?
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You really need to stop obsessing over the way I masturbate.
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Invite him to join you. Maybe that's what he wants.
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You really need to stop obsessing over the way I masturbate.
Yet you felt the need to tell us all!
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You don't have to repeat it so much.
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Yes rex, cause you never repeat the same old shit do you!
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I'll admit to repeating "the same old shit" when you admit to fantasizing about the way I jerk off.
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rex, we don't repeat the way you jerk off because we're aroused by it. We repeat it because it's hilarious.
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rex, we don't repeat the way you jerk off because we're aroused by it. We repeat it because it's hilarious.
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rex, we don't repeat the way you jerk off because we're aroused by it. We repeat it because it's hilarious.
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rex, we don't repeat the way you jerk off because we're aroused by it. We repeat it because it's hilarious.
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits? Yeah I have about 20 old socks in the rotation, about to add twelve more. Their a load (HA) by themselves. Nowhereman said:Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
rex, we don't repeat the way you jerk off because we're aroused by it. We repeat it because it's hilarious. What's really mind-blowing is he's not ashamed of his sock fetish. Quite the opposite, he seems to want the whole world to know. It just ain't natcheral!
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits? Yeah I have about 20 old socks in the rotation, about to add twelve more. Their a load (HA) by themselves. Nowhereman said:Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
rex, we don't repeat the way you jerk off because we're aroused by it. We repeat it because it's hilarious.  What's really mind-blowing is he's not ashamed of his sock fetish. Quite the opposite, he seems to want the whole world to know. It just ain't natcheral!
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits? Yeah I have about 20 old socks in the rotation, about to add twelve more. Their a load (HA) by themselves. Nowhereman said:Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
rex, we don't repeat the way you jerk off because we're aroused by it. We repeat it because it's hilarious. What's really mind-blowing is he's not ashamed of his sock fetish. Quite the opposite, he seems to want the whole world to know. It just ain't natcheral!
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