There's been a lot of talk about death recently, and I was wondering -- do you guys have any plans for that day of mourning? Organ donations? Cremation? Burial at sea? Cybernetic implants? You have it in your will? Did you tell your spouse?
Me? I don't want a sad funeral or wake. I want loud music (ending with Duran Duran's 'Come Undone') and lots of booze.
And I plan on having just about everything harvested -- my grandfather's alive now because some young woman died in a car crash Memorial Day weekend. I want to be able to help someone else out. Afterwards, I want all the ashes compressed into a precious gem (it's expensive but I think it's cool).
Knowing my luck, after I'm made into a gem, I'll be pawned off by some ungrateful granddaughter for her crack money. I'll spend the rest of eternity lying in a box next to a crappy violin and some stolen class rings.
