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harleykwin said:
¡Mire cuán "tacky"!



Yes, that's the point. We'll be old men trolling for hot college chicks. Do I have to tell you that we'll be wearing black socks and sandals and those awful sunglasses that the fogies wear to drive the point home? I think "tacky" was pretty much a foregone conclusion, Mo.



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Ha! Chasing after you two viejos?!! I think not! I plan on having a hot cabana boy to play with!



To be a gay immigrant must be difficult enough without the added "bonus" of being sexually harrassed by some senile ol' broad who purposely soils herself to lure him in...

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And I love how you say "lady ta-tas" - to distinguish them from your own, no doubt...



No, I said "ol' lady ta-tas" to distinguish between the firm yet supple mounds of deliciousness you currently have and the droopy, wrinkly messes you WILL have!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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