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Joe Mama said:
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harleykwin said:
¡Mire cuán "tacky"! 
Yes, that's the point. We'll be old men trolling for hot college chicks. Do I have to tell you that we'll be wearing black socks and sandals and those awful sunglasses that the fogies wear to drive the point home?
That visual was pure comedy gold. 
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Ha! Chasing after you two viejos?!! I think not! I plan on having a hot cabana boy to play with!
To be a gay immigrant must be difficult enough without the added "bonus" of being sexually harrassed by some senile ol' broad who purposely soils herself to lure him in...
I.
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You.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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