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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Eh, it coulda been a lot worse.

Phillips: "Yeah. He's married,
three kids, but his wife is just a control
freak. Though she's a great fuck. My
God, the tits on that woman! I was
sucking on them the other day and..."



Worse? Heh. Her male fan base would have skyrocketed and her ratings have would gone through the roof...


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi