Monica Bellucci (Italian pussy... bet it tastes like a fine peachy Riesling)
Alex Borstein (mmmm... mad titty-fuck sessions.... mmmmmmmm....... titty-fuck...)
Lacey Chabert (fuck it, i woulda done her back in the party of 5 days... sue me).
Hilary fuckin' Duff (only i'd have to donkey punch her a coupla times, too)
Catherine Keener (she's such a bitch... I'd hate-fuck her)
And last, but not least, the girl I want to fuck more than anyone in the entire Universe...
KARI BYRON, from Mythbusters.... Dude... I'd make her make a plastic cast of my penis so I could fuck her in both holes at once.
