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To start with, the longest running crush I've had on a celebrity is Lynda Carter. I'd still totally do her...she's a fine looking woman.  Jude Law:  Damon Albarn  James Franco  Angelina Jolie 
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You do know that Angelina is a woman, right?
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An ugly one at that!
Even homosexuals recognize the hotness, you freak... 
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If that was some kind of insult, or, unappreciation of the hotness that is Claudia Black, then, you are EXTREMELY gay...
Oh, don't get me wrong, if given the chance I'd fuck her twenty ways silly. But her face looks about twenty years older than her body.
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the G-man said:
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If that was some kind of insult, or, unappreciation of the hotness that is Claudia Black, then, you are EXTREMELY gay...
Oh, don't get me wrong, if given the chance I'd fuck her twenty ways silly. But her face looks about twenty years older than her body.
Maybe she's had a tough life?
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Or maybe she's just SEX-AY.... 
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You do know that Angelina is a woman, right?
Yeah...but one has to be blind or dead to not want some of that.
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I respect you all the more, Klinton... 
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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thats what he gets for fucking you!
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 John Stewart - Green Lantern is hot for a cartoon guy! He's starred in a hit show, and been in comics for a few decades now. Too bad he's a cartoon, I'd date him if he were real!
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 I love Highlander. Cool show, hot guy.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Been waiting fucking ages for that tv series be released on DVD here.
Finally gave up & have been ordering the region 1 copies from the USA!
Ordered 1-3 so far, but still waiting for them!
I'll order the other three over the next two weeks!
And just for the record, his name is Adrian Paul!
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You do know that Angelina is a woman, right?
Yeah...but one has to be blind or dead to not want some of that.
Or have taste!
Cut her head off & she is sexy, but that face looks like an arsehole about to take a very large dump!
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Cut her head off & she is sexy, but that face looks like an arsehole about to take a very large dump!
Do you not own a mirror? Seriously...if her crippled, mangled clone gave you the time of day, you'd still be moving up the chain.
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Klinton, you are a fag........you have no frame of reference!
I've fucked better looking chicks than Jolie, and if I was so inclined, I could fuck better looking farm yard animals as well!
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Klinton, you are a fag........you have no frame of reference!
And I've probably slept with more chicks than you...try and figure out the irony in that. Haven't we had this exact discussion before?
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Men wearing dresses are not chicks!
And strictly speaking, you are not a man!
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Men wearing dresses are not chicks!
And strictly speaking, you are not a man!
Ok then. Anyhow...moral of the story is that Ms. Jolie is hotter than hell, and a dirty little bitch to boot. If you can't see the appeal here...
Rex, 'splain!
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The moral of the story is you need to get to an opticians!
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Monica Bellucci (Italian pussy... bet it tastes like a fine peachy Riesling)  Alex Borstein (mmmm... mad titty-fuck sessions.... mmmmmmmm....... titty-fuck...)  Lacey Chabert (fuck it, i woulda done her back in the party of 5 days... sue me).  Hilary fuckin' Duff (only i'd have to donkey punch her a coupla times, too)  Catherine Keener (she's such a bitch... I'd hate-fuck her)  And last, but not least, the girl I want to fuck more than anyone in the entire Universe... KARI BYRON, from Mythbusters.... Dude... I'd make her make a plastic cast of my penis so I could fuck her in both holes at once. 
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Oooo, good one. She's so hot.
And thanks for helping me de-gay this thread.
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If that was some kind of insult, or, unappreciation of the hotness that is Jack Black, then, you are EXTREMELY straight...
Oh, don't get me wrong, if given the chance I'd fuck him twenty ways silly. But his face looks about twenty pounds heavier than his body.
Bow ties are coool.
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Hilary fuckin' Duff (only i'd have to donkey punch her a coupla times, too)
I'll have to admit that I'd do her too.
She'd probably an appetizer of a sorts before the main course!
Scarlett Johansson (whose picture I can't find atm.)
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