Monica Bellucci (Italian pussy... bet it tastes like a fine peachy Riesling)



Alex Borstein (mmmm... mad titty-fuck sessions.... mmmmmmmm....... titty-fuck...)



Lacey Chabert (fuck it, i woulda done her back in the party of 5 days... sue me).



Hilary fuckin' Duff (only i'd have to donkey punch her a coupla times, too)



Catherine Keener (she's such a bitch... I'd hate-fuck her)



And last, but not least, the girl I want to fuck more than anyone in the entire Universe...

KARI BYRON, from Mythbusters.... Dude... I'd make her make a plastic cast of my penis so I could fuck her in both holes at once.



I got soul but I'm not a soldier.