So, no one told you your 5 year mission was gonna be this way.
Your captain a joke, you're ships broke, your android is D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second warp.
And it hasn't been your stardate or even your year.
But -
I'll be there for you ... when the Romulans are up to some sneaky shit.
I'll be there for you ... when Q's being a dick
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.
You're still on Risa at ten and your shift began at eight.
You've burned your warp engine, so far everything is great.
Your admiral warned you there'd be days like these.
But she didn't tell you when the united federation of planets has brought you down to your knees.
That -
I'll be there for you ... when the borg are trying to assimalate you.
I'll be there for you ... when the Klimgons are pissed off.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.
