BSAMSATRON: You leave me no choice but to fight you, Jackatron!

JACKATRON: I will fight you wherever you wish, Bsamsatron!

BSAMSATRON: You will retreat before my mighty onslaught, Jackatron!

JACKATRON: I will overcome your pitiful efforts, Bsamsatron!

BSAMSATRON: You will not, Jackatron! I will win!

JACKATRON: Prepare to meet your doom, Bsamsatron!

BSAMSATRON: Surrender now, Jackatron, or be crushed!

JACKATRON: No, I will crush you, Bsamsatron!

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I'm just waiting to see who will turn into a monster truck with lasers first.