Hey Jackie! What a funny little coindicence!

It just happens that about a month ago, I was talking (talking like making sounds with my mouth, not typing in a keyboard) to a male buddy of mine (I have to specify that it was a guy, because I also know some people from the other sex... "women", they are called... they're like men except they have breasts and stuff... and the arses are a lot sweeter. They're very nice, but I'm sure you'd rather stay in male company), and I conveniently bet him 5 bucks that I could find the person filled with more shit in the whole world... And now, thanks to you, I've won 5 bucks! Thanks a lot!

I bet the closest thing to a real fight Jack's ever been is posting here!
I bet the closest thing to sex he'll ever had is flirting with kassandra over then net!