BSAMS: Have you been over to the Women forum in the past couple of weeks? My cousin was officially ungayed as of his contribution to the Amanda Wenk thread. And in real life, he's not gay...he's just under the delusion that if he saves himself for Nina Mercedez (he needs to keep his damn hands off my wife!), Alexis Amore, or...a girl he actually knows, one of them'd actually let him hit it. Plus, he's scared to death of unplanned fatherhood. And the consequences of disrepecting women. (If you load up on ammo to make fun of him, make sure the bullets are real.)
PJP: Surprisingly close, but no. Brian may be an ambitious nutcase, but even he knows when not to push the envelope. He's sticking to the modeling/writing/going to school thing. He'll tell you himself: "I'm not Namor. period. Night Thrasher, maybe..." It's his younger uncle. How does he have a younger uncle? Grandpa on his dad's side got remarried.
