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Originally posted by backwards7:
While working in your laboratory late at night (possibly researching a cure for ebola or an insecticide that will destory those giant mutant spiders that have been over-turning pick-up trucks on the highway) has a handsome doctor ever tenderly removed your glasses and exclaimed:

"Why Uschi, You're beautiful!"

Express your answer to this question as a chemical formula.
Facts and Observations:
A) I have no labroratory of my own.
B) My works are not for the better of mankind.
T) I wear my glasses only to bed, otherwise I wear contacts, and if some fucked up doctor tried to remove those... his hand wouldn't be the only thing he'd lose.
Z) There was no chemistry. So I can't use a chemical formula.

Thus:
Since beta is dependant upon alpha, and omega is likely (and will here be assumed to be) a direct result of theta...
Take my age, 19, and divide by alpha. Set this equal to G.
Set beta equal to omega at the power of theta, then multiply by the inverse cotangent of G, 6.7x10^-11, and the solution, or answer, as you called it, would be +12xi^2. (In short; negative, captain!)