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2003-07-08 12:51 AM
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#73157
2003-07-08 12:55 AM
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#73158
2003-07-08 12:58 AM
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#73159
2003-07-08 1:05 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Single bullet theory. Right on. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
How did you manage to pull the trigger, being an undeveloped egg inside your mother's ovum?
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#73160
2003-07-08 1:08 AM
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She was also a twinkle in her father's eye........
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#73161
2003-07-08 8:49 AM
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#73162
2003-07-08 9:58 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
You really don't know?
Reeleyreeley.
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#73163
2003-07-08 9:59 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
denial..???
Famous Egyptian body of water?
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#73164
2003-07-08 9:59 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
How did you manage to pull the trigger, being an undeveloped egg inside your mother's ovum?
Time travel.
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#73165
2003-07-08 10:00 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
She was also a twinkle in her father's eye........
never.
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#73166
2003-07-10 12:34 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ryan Stiles:
quote:
Originally posted by Collin Mochrie:
You really don't know?
Reeleyreeley.
I thought we were playing "questions only"?
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#73167
2003-07-10 1:19 AM
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Yeah. If you don't answer, I don't really care. I just like answering stuff. Makes me feel all special inside...
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#73168
2003-07-10 1:22 AM
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In that case who is the shortest man to ever play football in the NFL?
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#73169
2003-07-10 1:23 AM
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How come I'm the only here that knows how to play "questions only"?
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#73170
2003-07-10 1:24 AM
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I'd like to answer to Uschi's question, but, how can I do it in the form of a question?
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#73171
2003-07-10 1:25 AM
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Bah, fuck it. You people clearly don't watch quality television.
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#73172
2003-07-10 1:26 AM
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Anyways, Pink is Mr. Floyd, the main character in The Wall. It says in the lyrics of the album that he beats his wife but that's not shown in the movie.
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#73173
2003-07-10 1:45 AM
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#73174
2003-07-10 12:57 PM
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I have three questions:
1. In what ways will the proven existence of the pentaquark effect our understanding of particle physics?
2. What are the potential drawbacks to replacing my right hand with a flame-thrower? I can't see any myself.
3. In a hypothetical invasion of an average sized city, what is the best method of attack -
Giant radioactive insects, Some kind of massive raygun, concealed in a dormant volcano, or a team of evil super heroes?
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#73175
2003-07-11 9:48 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
In that case who is the shortest man to ever play football in the NFL?
Moses! He broke all ten commandments at the same time!
Oh, wait. Wrong joke.
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2003-07-11 9:49 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
How come I'm the only here that knows how to play "questions only"?
Because you don't know me very well, do you?
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#73177
2003-07-11 9:50 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I'd like to answer to Uschi's question, but, how can I do it in the form of a question?
End whatever it is in, hmm? or huh? or see?
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#73178
2003-07-11 9:51 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Anyways, Pink is Mr. Floyd, the main character in The Wall. It says in the lyrics of the album that he beats his wife but that's not shown in the movie.
Ah. Figures. I don't like Pink Floyd and never watched/listened <more than once> to The Wall.
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#73179
2003-07-11 9:52 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Who is Number None?
Some Arab, I'd bet. The idea of zero totally came from them.
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#73180
2003-07-11 10:12 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
I have three questions:
1. In what ways will the proven existence of the pentaquark effect our understanding of particle physics?
WOW! I have absolutely NO idea! Care to indulge my curiosity...?
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2. What are the potential drawbacks to replacing my right hand with a flame-thrower? I can't see any myself.
You'll toast your junk every night, from what I hear. Plus it makes it hard to count to ten with your shoes on.
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3. In a hypothetical invasion of an average sized city, what is the best method of attack -
Giant radioactive insects, Some kind of massive raygun, concealed in a dormant volcano, or a team of evil super heroes?
No team of evil anything. Never works out.
Hiding massive rayguns in dormant volcanos is a good way to wake them back up.
Giant radioactive insects are hard to control and conceal. Plus they don't survive very long.
I believe the best way is to set up a quiet agenda using the media (TV sitcoms and Radio programs and fashion magazines) to brainwash the general population. That should take a solid ten years. Next, spread word of the government holding a secret war with <insert current evil nation here> that they are trying to keep people from knowing about. Set up a blockade and no mans land around the city, carpeted with landmines and the such, for a mile and a half around the city. Establish guards in military garb. Within a week, bomb the city in a precise manner, destroying all the hospitals, food places, and media stations. Then unleash a minor plague to wipe out the elderly (who might more easilly remember how good things were before...). After one and a half months of silence, post messages around town about busses which will allow anyone over the age of 25 to go work and get food to bring back. At the same time, spread another, stronger, plague to scare the people left and make them all the more eager to take the busses to nowhere. 'Cause the busses will fall into the grand canyon or something. "Accidently." Then, to finalize your invasion and lock in your control, kill anyone you ended up needing the help of, destroy all evidance, and walk into town as their savior, reestablishing their television, rebuilding their radios, and the such.
This plan works best if you kill most of the world (at the same time as spreading word of the secret war) and are invading the city for the purpose of entertainment only. As for invading while major governments still stand would be futile. It would also be great to set up a few scattered cities like this so you have somewhere to lead your people after 'rescuing' them.
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#73181
2003-07-11 11:05 PM
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The same thing we do every night Pinky.......
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#73182
2003-07-12 2:37 AM
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Try to take over the off topic/offensive post forum?
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#73183
2003-07-12 2:39 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Try to take over the off topic/offensive post forum?
Don't mind if I do!
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#73184
2003-07-12 8:16 PM
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#73185
2003-07-13 8:31 PM
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quote:
1. In what ways will the proven existence of the pentaquark effect our understanding of particle physics?
WOW! I have absolutely NO idea! Care to indulge my curiosity...?
I read in 'New Scientist' about an experiment where they were able to produce what they think was a pentaquark. It existed for a ridiculously short period of time before decaying into a meson and a neutron.
Apparently Pentaquarks were common just after the big bang, so baring in mind my autodidactic approach to physics and limited understanding of such things, what I want to know is:
Will all pentaquarks break down in the same way (into a meson and a neutron) and, if that is the case, were there neutrons before there were pentaquarks, or did neutrons come into existence as a result of short-lived pentaquarks breaking down until they reached some kind of stable structure?
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I believe the best way is to set up a quiet agenda using the media (TV sitcoms and Radio programs and fashion magazines) to brainwash the general population. That should take a solid ten years. Next, spread word of the government holding a secret war with <insert current evil nation here> that they are trying to keep people from knowing about. Set up a blockade and no mans land around the city, carpeted with landmines and the such, for a mile and a half around the city. Establish guards in military garb. Within a week, bomb the city in a precise manner, destroying all the hospitals, food places, and media stations. Then unleash a minor plague to wipe out the elderly (who might more easilly remember how good things were before...). After one and a half months of silence, post messages around town about busses which will allow anyone over the age of 25 to go work and get food to bring back. At the same time, spread another, stronger, plague to scare the people left and make them all the more eager to take the busses to nowhere. 'Cause the busses will fall into the grand canyon or something. "Accidently." Then, to finalize your invasion and lock in your control, kill anyone you ended up needing the help of, destroy all evidance, and walk into town as their savior, reestablishing their television, rebuilding their radios, and the such.
This plan works best if you kill most of the world (at the same time as spreading word of the secret war) and are invading the city for the purpose of entertainment only. As for invading while major governments still stand would be futile. It would also be great to set up a few scattered cities like this so you have somewhere to lead your people after 'rescuing' them.
It's a good idea but it all seems a bit far-fetched to me.
Using the media to brainwash the general population? Secret wars? Bombing hospitals?
Surely it would never happen. People wouldn't stand for it. On the other hand resistance will be all but futile against my swarm of head-gnawing ultra-locusts.
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#73186
2003-07-13 9:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I'd like to answer to Uschi's question, but, how can I do it in the form of a question?
End whatever it is in, hmm? or huh? or see?
Or maybe I could pretend I'm Canadian, eh?
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#73187
2003-07-14 12:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
I read in 'New Scientist' about an experiment where they were able to produce what they think was a pentaquark. It existed for a ridiculously short period of time before decaying into a meson and a neutron.
Apparently Pentaquarks were common just after the big bang, so baring in mind my autodidactic approach to physics and limited understanding of such things, what I want to know is:
Will all pentaquarks break down in the same way (into a meson and a neutron)
By our making, yes. The kinds of extreme environment at the big bang are very different from now. The laws of physics were all indistinguishable and the temperatures must have been unimaginable to say the least. The density of materials, the shape of space... it would be a quality assumption to believe these pentaquarks would have entirely different behavior and stability at such a time. A kind of lifespan and stability scientists today would have a fucking hard ass time trying to replicate.
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and, if that is the case, were there neutrons before there were pentaquarks, or did neutrons come into existence as a result of short-lived pentaquarks breaking down until they reached some kind of stable structure?
I'm not sure about the second part, but I'm almost positive the pentaquarks came first. Quarks are much much smaller than neutrons. They were able to be stable much earlier than even electrons could form. I have some of the current numbers in my notes somewhere. I'll try to find them. Has the "history" and "future" of the universe timelined. VERY cool.
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2003-07-14 12:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Or maybe I could pretend I'm Canadian, eh?
TAKE OFF! You hoser.
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#73189
2003-07-14 2:08 PM
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Who Watches the Watchmen?
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#73190
2003-07-14 11:18 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Who Watches the Watchmen?
Banannarama and KC & the Sunshine Band. Who else?
On a more positive note, I finally kinda tracked that down! No more non-watchmen shame! No more hinind in the corner at parties!
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#73191
2003-07-14 11:25 PM
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Who touches the Touchmen?
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2003-07-14 11:27 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Who touches the Touchmen?
Ah. No one is needed. They touch themselves.
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#73193
2003-07-16 6:09 PM
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I have some of the current numbers in my notes somewhere. I'll try to find them. Has the "history" and "future" of the universe timelined. VERY cool.
I've got a book by Marcus Chown called 'The Magic Furnace' which is about the origin of atoms. I haven't read it yet - perhaps sometime in August I'll get down to reading it.
I seem to recall that during the early stages of the universe it was pretty much Hobson's choice when it came to atoms - there was Hydrogen, Helium and, I'm not certain, but I think that there were also traces of Lithium.
Diamonds aren't forever as most of the other atoms, including carbon, formed later on, after of the destruction of the first generation of stars.
That's a lot further along the timeline from pentaquarks . Chown has another book called 'The Afterglow of Creation' so maybe that deals with the events directly after the big bang. I don't know.
I never paid much attention to science at school, but reading Richard Feyman's books and studying those parts of physics that can be expressed in layman's terms really has given me a tremendous sense of peace. When you look at the universe in terms of particle behaviour everything suddenly appears pointless and ridiculous. You come to realise that, in the grander scheme of things, everything you do is pretty much irrelevant.
That kind of knowledge takes all the pressure off. You don't have to worry about dying or fucking up and you can get on with enjoying life.
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2003-07-16 11:14 PM
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There's boobies in Stupid Dogg's avatar.
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2003-07-17 8:20 AM
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