#73116
2003-07-06 3:57 AM
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So you don't like Chemistry or Biology, which of the sciences do you think worthy of your hard earned scientific talents?
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#73117
2003-07-06 1:51 PM
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1. Ska, punk, polka, classical, some 80's (not buttrock), Motown, some disco, 1920's big band, the Beatles, some Techno, and other stuff.
2. MU330, Skankin' Pickle, Blue Meanies, They Might Be Giants, The Dead Milkmen, Mad Caddies, Less Than Jake, Bruce Lee Band, Kemuri, Operation Ivy, Rancid, Primus.....
3. Physics, astronomy, psychology, stuff like that.
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#73118
2003-07-06 1:56 PM
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She blinded me with Science!
Sorry. Someone hadda.
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2003-07-06 1:58 PM
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As a kid my sister's boyfriend was told that there was a miracle in the sun. So he looked at it for a long time. He has a blind spot.
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#73120
2003-07-06 2:01 PM
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Poor guy.
Oh well at least you can hide in his blind spot and pretend your not home.
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#73121
2003-07-06 4:20 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
As a kid my sister's boyfriend was told that there was a miracle in the sun. So he looked at it for a long time. He has a blind spot.
"9:13-Personal Note-When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly, daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see. But something else had changed inside me. That day I had my first headache."
What movie is this from?
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#73122
2003-07-06 4:29 PM
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It's so familar to me but I can't think of it.......what movie is is from??
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#73123
2003-07-06 4:43 PM
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#73124
2003-07-06 5:02 PM
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1. If the universe is expanding, which direction is the center (from which we are expanding) in? Can we as objects travel to that center?
2. I understand why the sky is blue, but why are sunsets red and orange?
3. Why is it easy to stay on a bike while moving, but impossible once it stops?
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#73125
2003-07-06 5:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Good enough for me. My parents are both scientists(my nitpicking tendencies originate from debating with them).
Is oxidative phosphorylation necessary in polypeptidic enzyme pathways?
Arent the enzymes used in the process of oxidative phosphorlyation, i mean enzymes are esential to all reactions in life /nerdy comments
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#73126
2003-07-06 5:19 PM
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Yes, yes they are.
Why doesn't Uschi update her site anymore?
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#73127
2003-07-06 5:28 PM
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Funny PJP would miss that he's always talikng about it.
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#73128
2003-07-06 6:02 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
What movie is this from?
I couldn't tell ya. I don't recognise it.
However, if it IS from Pi, that makes sense 'cause I've only seen the end part with the drill.
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#73129
2003-07-06 6:04 PM
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It is from Pi.
Why is a boxing ring square shaped?
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#73130
2003-07-06 6:20 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Wednesday:
1. If the universe is expanding, which direction is the center (from which we are expanding) in? Can we as objects travel to that center?
You're thinking three dimensionally. The center of the 'explosion' would be meaningful in regards to the universe's 4-D "shape." As it is, however, nobody knows the "shape" of the universe, and the cosmic background radiation (an 'echo' or sorts from the big bang) is uniform throughout the cosmos. The evidance for the expansion of the universe lies in the fact that everything (within logical reasoning) is moving away from everything else (like here, because then you must account for attractive forces and stuff). As things stand right now, it is not possible for science to detect a 'center' to the universe.
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2. I understand why the sky is blue, but why are sunsets red and orange?
When the sun is above the horizon, there is little atmosphere for the light to travel through. As it sets and rises, however, the angle of light passes through a substantially larger amount of atmosphere. The particles in the atmosphere block the shorter light wavelegnths of light and only the longer wavelegnths like orange and red can pass through virtually unaffected. The same effect can be seen where there is lots of air pollution, such as with a large fire. Last year during the Hayman fire, I got some spectacular pictures of a blood-red sun at noon. The shorter light was bounced about by the particles in the air.
It's basically the same principals as why the sky is blue.
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3. Why is it easy to stay on a bike while moving, but impossible once it stops?
The gyroscopic tendacies of the wheel spinning keep it upright. It takes less energy for the wheel to spin at a tangent to the ground than at an angle (friction would compound the energy lost). Once it stops, there is no more energy being used and it is a stationary system. There is no energy counteracting the pull of gravity, so gravity wins. So, with a moving wheel, it is simple to stay upright because it uses the least amount of energy, but when the wheel is not moving anymore, it tries to go to the most stable position where the center of mass is closest to the ground -thus falls, with or without you on it.
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#73131
2003-07-06 6:22 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Why doesn't Uschi update her site anymore?
Lazyness. Plus I'm working on the comic, not sketches, right now (literally!). Nothing to post.
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#73132
2003-07-06 6:24 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Why is a boxing ring square shaped?
Because if it were a circle, they'd have no corner to come from. Plus it's a fuck of a lot easier to construct.
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#73133
2003-07-06 6:34 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Plus I'm working on the comic, not sketches, right now (literally!).
I've found out it is SO much easier to draw a school bus than it is a hyeena(sp). Or baboon butt. Damn that IBeBats and his funky school trip to the zoo ideas!
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#73134
2003-07-06 7:05 PM
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2003-07-06 7:41 PM
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Jo Quinn. Our little bastard child from back on the DCMBs. Basically, 'what if Joker and Harley had an accident.' She's fun. IMO.
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#73136
2003-07-06 9:06 PM
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That's what it's about??! You gotta be jo quinn!  .....I accept this award for "worst joke ever" on behalf of my mentor of unfunniness, Rob Kamphausen.
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#73137
2003-07-06 11:14 PM
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Especially since you went and spelt it wrong. Her name is 'Jo' short for 'Joanna.' Not Joe. Smartguy...
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#73138
2003-07-07 12:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION!!! Only I may speak in normal sentances! BOW before the scientist! RUN, COWARD! rrRRRAAAAH! I AM SINI-STAR.
Daughter? ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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#73139
2003-07-07 12:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Especially since you went and spelt it wrong. Her name is 'Jo' short for 'Joanna.' Not Joe. Smartguy...
Corrected. You bring out the worst in me....
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#73140
2003-07-07 12:49 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
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Originally posted by Uschi:
THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION!!! Only I may speak in normal sentances! BOW before the scientist! RUN, COWARD! rrRRRAAAAH! I AM SINI-STAR.
Daughter?
Zod, you would have to of had sex to have a daughter.
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#73141
2003-07-07 12:54 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
Zod, you would have to of had sex to have a daughter.
zing!
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#73142
2003-07-07 1:03 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
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Originally posted by ZOD:
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Originally posted by Uschi:
THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION!!! Only I may speak in normal sentances! BOW before the scientist! RUN, COWARD! rrRRRAAAAH! I AM SINI-STAR.
Daughter?
Zod, you would have to of had sex to have a daughter.
Jack-Hoff?! Zod misses his smartass son as well! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#73143
2003-07-07 1:27 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Daughter?
Don't call me daughter.
Not fit to...
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#73144
2003-07-07 1:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
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Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
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Originally posted by ZOD:
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Originally posted by Uschi:
THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION!!! Only I may speak in normal sentances! BOW before the scientist! RUN, COWARD! rrRRRAAAAH! I AM SINI-STAR.
Daughter?
Zod, you would have to of had sex to have a daughter.
Jack-Hoff?! Zod misses his smartass son as well!
No, your son is David Hasslehoff....
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#73145
2003-07-07 7:13 PM
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While working in your laboratory late at night (possibly researching a cure for ebola or an insecticide that will destory those giant mutant spiders that have been over-turning pick-up trucks on the highway) has a handsome doctor ever tenderly removed your glasses and exclaimed:
"Why Uschi, You're beautiful!"
Express your answer to this question as a chemical formula.
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2003-07-07 9:06 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
While working in your laboratory late at night (possibly researching a cure for ebola or an insecticide that will destory those giant mutant spiders that have been over-turning pick-up trucks on the highway) has a handsome doctor ever tenderly removed your glasses and exclaimed:
"Why Uschi, You're beautiful!"
Express your answer to this question as a chemical formula.
Facts and Observations:
A) I have no labroratory of my own.
B) My works are not for the better of mankind.
T) I wear my glasses only to bed, otherwise I wear contacts, and if some fucked up doctor tried to remove those... his hand wouldn't be the only thing he'd lose.
Z) There was no chemistry. So I can't use a chemical formula.
Thus:
Since beta is dependant upon alpha, and omega is likely (and will here be assumed to be) a direct result of theta...
Take my age, 19, and divide by alpha. Set this equal to G.
Set beta equal to omega at the power of theta, then multiply by the inverse cotangent of G, 6.7x10^-11, and the solution, or answer, as you called it, would be +12xi^2. (In short; negative, captain!)
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2003-07-07 11:42 PM
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Not the end already, is it?
Damn.
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#73148
2003-07-07 11:53 PM
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Do you enjoy quiet walks along the beach at night?
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#73149
2003-07-07 11:56 PM
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Yes.. ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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#73150
2003-07-08 12:00 AM
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Did Pink really put his wife through a shredder in front of his friends?
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2003-07-08 12:28 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Do you enjoy quiet walks along the beach at night?
Not on your life.
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2003-07-08 12:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Did Pink really put his wife through a shredder in front of his friends?
Who is this "Pink" you speak of?
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2003-07-08 12:37 AM
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2003-07-08 12:42 AM
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I did. Single bullet theory. Right on. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#73155
2003-07-08 12:46 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Collin Mochrie:
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Originally posted by Ryan Stiles:
Did Pink really put his wife through a shredder in front of his friends?
Who is this "Pink" you speak of?
You really don't know?
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