#73356
2003-10-19 6:54 PM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978 |
How are Roadrunner & Wild E Coyote consistantly able to break established laws of physics.
Does this mean Einstein was wrong?
|
|
|
#73357
2003-10-19 8:20 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896
10000+ posts
|
|
10000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896 |
They exst in another plane of reality, in which our laws of physics do not apply.
|
|
|
#73358
2003-10-19 11:53 PM
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
|
|
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240 |
|
|
|
#73359
2003-10-19 11:57 PM
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
|
|
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7 |
Sorry, Rare Earth METAL. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
|
|
|
#73360
2003-10-20 12:03 AM
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
|
|
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091 |
|
|
|
#73361
2003-10-20 1:02 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
Swearing is bad. NOW ANSWER!! Or are you too blond? ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
No, I just hate chemestry. Which is weird, 'cause I compound at a pharmacy, HOWEVER you are NOT paying me to answer your lame-assed chem question. I have made my point many times, I hate chemestry and will just about never answer chemestry questions. The end.
|
|
|
#73362
2003-10-20 1:04 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
How are Roadrunner & Wild E Coyote consistantly able to break established laws of physics.
Does this mean Einstein was wrong?
Questions end in question marks.
They are cartoons. Pictures shown to you in rapid succession creating the illusion of movement. They follow all the rules of physics.
Einstein may have been very wrong, that's a hot issue of debate currently. But it has almost nothing to do with cartoons.
|
|
|
#73363
2003-10-20 1:06 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
What's an Earth medal?
When you support GreenPeace and donate enough money they send you a certificate they recycled which they call "Earth Medals." It's usually old soup-can labels or spelling tests.
|
|
|
#73364
2003-10-20 1:23 AM
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
|
|
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240 |
|
|
|
#73365
2003-10-20 1:30 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
#73366
2003-10-20 1:50 AM
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
|
|
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240 |
|
|
|
#73367
2003-10-20 2:16 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
#73368
2003-10-20 2:31 AM
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
|
|
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240 |
Why does Rob always look like he's wearing lipstick in his pictures?
|
|
|
#73369
2003-10-20 2:33 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
Rob IS wearing lipstick. Sadly, there is no scientific explination for that.
|
|
|
#73370
2003-10-20 2:34 AM
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
|
|
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7 |
quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
Swearing is bad. NOW ANSWER!! Or are you too blond?
No, I just hate chemestry. Which is weird, 'cause I compound at a pharmacy, HOWEVER you are NOT paying me to answer your lame-assed chem question. I have made my point many times, I hate chemestry and will just about never answer chemestry questions. The end.
Actually, its more like an Ecology question. ![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif)
|
|
|
#73371
2003-10-20 2:34 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
I don't give a rotton maggot-filled rat's scrotum!
|
|
|
#73372
2003-10-20 9:56 AM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978 |
quote:
I don't give a rotton maggot-filled rat's scrotum!
But I wanted one of those for Christmas
|
|
|
#73373
2003-10-20 10:19 AM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978 |
quote:
They exst in another plane of reality, in which our laws of physics do not apply.
Naming yourself Animalman, I suppose you've read Grant Morrison's head-fucking Animal Man series, including the bizarre and rather funny issue that centres around the Coyote from the old Road Runner cartoons.
|
|
|
#73374
2003-10-20 10:21 AM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978 |
quote:
Einstein may have been very wrong, that's a hot issue of debate currently. But it has almost nothing to do with cartoons.
I was reading a magazine article recently where some professor or other was saying that Einstein's thoery of relativity was remarkable in that it predicted its own demise.
I hope I haven't misquoted; I think what they were saying is that Einstein's theory explains things up to a point but it doesn't work as a unified theory of everything. So really his theory is a stepping stone, as I suppose all theories ultimately are. It takes you to a certain point and provides you with a certain degree of understanding that can be used as a framework to construct a better theory.
|
|
|
#73375
2003-10-20 7:15 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896
10000+ posts
|
|
10000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896 |
quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
Naming yourself Animalman, I suppose you've read Grant Morrison's head-fucking Animal Man series, including the bizarre and rather funny issue that centres around the Coyote from the old Road Runner cartoons.
I have, and "Coyote Gospel" is my favorite self contained story, and, in my opinion, one of the greatest single comic books ever created.
The context and circumstances of the idea are, of course, comical, but I felt the story itself was very sad, and it really hit an emotional button with me. I think it changed the way I viewed cartoon violence and it's reflection on society(and especially religion). The evils of man's own imagination is a concept Morrison has touched on quite a bit since Animal Man, most recently in "The Filth".
|
|
|
#73376
2003-10-20 8:39 PM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
quote:
Einstein may have been very wrong, that's a hot issue of debate currently. But it has almost nothing to do with cartoons.
I was reading a magazine article recently where some professor or other was saying that Einstein's thoery of relativity was remarkable in that it predicted its own demise.
I hope I haven't misquoted; I think what they were saying is that Einstein's theory explains things up to a point but it doesn't work as a unified theory of everything. So really his theory is a stepping stone, as I suppose all theories ultimately are. It takes you to a certain point and provides you with a certain degree of understanding that can be used as a framework to construct a better theory.
Yar, that's basically the jist of it.
Hmm. Is jist spelled jyst? or gist? gyst? Help?
|
|
|
#73377
2003-10-20 8:47 PM
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
|
|
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7 |
I usually just spell it "gist." But then again, I'm also usually wrong. ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
|
|
|
#73378
2003-10-20 8:48 PM
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 194
100+ posts
|
|
100+ posts
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 194 |
|
|
|
#73379
2003-10-20 9:25 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896
10000+ posts
|
|
10000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896 |
It's gist.
Though, "JIST" stands for Joint Imagery Soft-copy Trainer....
|
|
|
#73380
2003-10-20 9:26 PM
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
#73381
2003-10-22 6:40 AM
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 662
500+ posts
|
|
500+ posts
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 662 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
|
|
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
|
|
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7 |
Listen! I have GOT to know! No more evading this!  WHY THE HELL IS THAT MONKEY SMILING!!?!?? It's obviously in a rut!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
|
|
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
|
|
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7 |
Don't try to pull one over on me.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
|
|
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7 |
I mean, I do know the difference between a fuzzy, repugnant, irritating annoyance and a monkey....
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392
[insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
|
|
[insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt 15000+ posts
|
|
The alt 15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158 |
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife
pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.
The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and
bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next
day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried
with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left
hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her
left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend
tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly
man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen
cup.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt 15000+ posts
|
|
The alt 15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158 |
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open
the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm
bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens
the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The
guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she
looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the
nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.",
so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the
man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that
hard."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt 15000+ posts
|
|
The alt 15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158 |
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the
house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only
have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you
just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the
divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've
got.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,425
1000+ posts
|
|
1000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,425 |
Will the world end in 2012? If so I got some living it up to do...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt 15000+ posts
|
|
The alt 15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158 |
The Joker: Joker here.
TV Technician: We got interference. Call the OB unit, will ya?
The Joker: Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some
of which *were* true under that fiend, Boss Grissom. He *was* a
thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous
singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I
can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing
I am not, is a *killer*. I am an artist. I *love* a good party.
So, truce. Commence au festival!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt 15000+ posts
|
|
The alt 15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158 |
The Joker: [over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a
social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium
nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone
attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a
remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all
up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that
boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted
scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You
choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the
people on the other boat might not be so noble.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt 15000+ posts
|
|
The alt 15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158 |
Famous Opening Line Film Title
(voice-over) “My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood.
This is my street. This is my life. I'm 42 years old. In less
than a year, I'll be dead. Of course, I don't know that yet. And
in a way, I'm dead already. Look at me: jerking off in the shower.
This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from
here. ”
American Beauty (1999)
|
|
|
|
|
