Cut to JLA's "ofise", where JLA is seated. He is leaning back in his chair, with his feet propped up on the table. Captain Howdy is typing away on a keyboard in the corner...


Quote:

JLA (angrily): I've finally made it. I started out as the DCMB World Champion, and they all laughed at me. I won the World Tag Team Championships with you, and they all still laughed at me. IC Champion...2 times over, and they all laughed at me! WORLD CHAMPION, AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME! During the RDCW World Tour, they laughed at me in Budapest...they laughed at me in Prague!

Howdy: They laughed at you in Buffalo, too!

JLA: Point is, I am now majority shareholder of the RDCW! I'm the GM! Who is laughing now???

Howdy:

JLA:

Howdy: I'm taunting Snarf at Rob's boards! What a gooner!




Just then, Joe Mama enters the room.

Quote:

Joe Mama: JLA, we have to talk. About this match with PJP...

JLA: W H O A ! You can't just barge in here like that! You must show me proper respect! I am the Ill M...I am the GM! I'm very busy you know!

JM: You are...?

JLA: Of course!



JLA quickly reaches into the desk, and pulls out a mess of papers, and throws them on top of the desk.

Quote:

JLA: Yes, very busy! Lots of important GM stuff!




Joe Mama does a and walks out of the room, and closes the door. 2 seconds later, there is a knock on the door.

Quote:

JLA: Yes, who is it?

Joe Mama: It's me, Joe Mama. Can I have a moment of your time, MisterGM?

JLA: Yes, I'll be happy to talk to you!



Joe Mama enters the room, and quietly closes the door.

Quote:

JLA: Joe, I haven't seen you since our announcement! How are you?

Joe Mama: ...Anyway, about my Baseball Jersey match with PJP. I haven't competed in months. Couldn't you start me off with an easier match...I don't know, one of Oakley's old screwball teammates?

JLA: First of all Joe, I want you to know that your GM's ofise door is always open to you.

JM: Really? Because it was just closed...

JLA: And as your GM, I respect your feedback. However, I feel that "throwing you into the fire" so to speak, against a top-rate opponent like PJP, is just what you need! Wrestling losers won't make you a better wrestler!

Joe Mama: Then why are you facing a 12- year- old kid tonight? If you really want to test yourself, why not face-

JLA: Velo? Please. That's just his gimmick. He's really 47 years old and has three kids in college.

JM: Yeah?

JLA: I guess so. Besides, he's a former World Champion, so he will be quite a test for me... not really.

JM: Alright. I'll get ready to climb that ladder, and hang my Red Sox jersey from the Cheesedome rafters for all to see!

JLA: That's nice. It's not like Red Sox will be hanging anything new in their ballpark this year...

JM: What did you just say?

JLA: Nothing. OK gang, let's get ready for our matches! Joe, go find your Red Sox jersey! Howdy, Jeeves is going to drop you off at the Roboken junkyard, where you'll meet up with Nowhereman and Rimmer to fight for the Poon Title!

Howdy: Right!

JLA: And me...I've got to get ready to kick that old guy's punk ass!





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