*
Ichirin No Hana by High and Mighty Color plays and the Otaku return to the Cheesedome! They are all dressed us as Soul Reapers from Bleach.
Hiro:
Big Osaka Elvis:
Ramada:
Evil Wrestler Johnny:
They enter the ring, EWJ has a microphone.*
EWJ: As much as we enjoyed visiting Japan, it's great to be in front of our Cheesedome fans again! Sadly, though, there is some bad news. I am scheduled to team up with Grimm to defend our tag team titles, but Grimm never made it back from Japan. The last time he was seen he'd been playing pachinko for 36 straight hours.
Ramada: OH NO! THE POOR FANS WON'T GET TO SEE YOUR MATCH!
BOE: Oh, man!
Ramada: SEE? OSAKA AGREES WITH ME!
BOE: No, I've eaten the last of the gyoza!
*Hiro says nothing, but he smiles enigmatically.*
EWJ: Actually, I've managed to arrange it so the match will still take place. One of the Otaku will take Grimm's place. Now, I'm sure you're expecting me to draw out the suspense by waiting until the match, but I think the fans have waited long enough. So, my partner in tonight's match will be...
*The camera flashes to Hiro (who is still smiling enigmatically) and BOE (who is vainly searching the take out box for a potsticker he may have missed.)*
...the newest member of the Otaku, Shinigami!
*
Ichirin No Hana by High and Mighty Color plays again and someone else enters, he's dressed as a Soul Reaper as well and he looks EXACTLY LIKE GRIMM.*
EWJ: Now, I know what you're thinking, but this man is not Grimm. Grimm never came back from Japan. Shinigami may look and move and talk like Grimm, but he is a different person.
Shinigami: Yes, I cannot emphasize enough that I'm not Grimm.
Ramada: HE SURE ISN'T!
BOE: Hey, Gri...er...Shinigami, did you bring any gyoza?
*Hiro smiles enigmatically.*
EWJ: So tonight, we will successfully defend our titles and add a new one to our collection! You don't have a chance against me and my partner Shinigami, who isn't Grimm.
Shinigami: No, clearly not.
*and we cut to an ad for Big Osaka Elvis brand frozen dinners.*
