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First EVAR Baseball Jersey Match...

PJP VS Joe Mama:

Recap written by Joe Mama: COMING SOON!

Grudge Match...

Charlie vs SPAMM:

Recap: COMING SOON!

Hardcore Poon Championship Junkyard Triple Threat..

Captain Howdy(c) vs Nowhereman vs Arnold Judas Rimmer!

A shiny black limo pulls up to the entrance of the Roboken Junkyard. The limo is clearly out of place amid the trashy surroundings.

Allied Powers' butler Jeeves gets out of the limo, walks to the back, and opens the door for Hardcore Porn Champion Captain Howdy. Howdy walks out with his belt in his hands and gives it to Jeeves.

Quote:

Howdy: I'll be back for this in a minute! Where are those wankers?



A loud crash is then heard, and the camera focuses on Nowhereman and Rimmer who have already begun their brawl!

Quote:

Howdy: Those blokes didn't wait for me! Bollocks!



Howdy runs over, and enters the fray!

The three enemies fight back and forth for 20 minutes, using what the junkyard has as weapons...everything from pieces of wood, to tires, to other junk, until Howdy drags Rimmer over to The IV's limo after stunning Nowhereman with a trash can to the dome!

He grabs Rimmer by the throat, and chokeslams him onto the limo's hood, caving it in!

Quote:

Monroe: HOWDY SLAM! HOWDY SLAM! HOWDY SLAM!



Guest referee Wednesday makes the three count as Nowhereman helplessly looks on!

Quote:

Jeeves: Congratulations, sir, but I fear MisterJLA will be quite perturbed by the condition of our limousine!

Captain Howdy: FUCK him!



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World Tag Titles vs IC/ or Y Division Title





Grimm/Johnny Evil (Tag Champions) vs. Captain Sammitch (IC Champion)/Jeremy (Y Division Champion)

Recap written by Johnny Evil and Captain Sammitch: COMING SOON!

World Heavyweight Championship...

MisterJLA (c) vs Kristogar Velo

With Velo waiting in the ring, Rob's Damn Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme Music booms over the Cheesedome speakers!

JLA heads for the ring, with Joe Mama by his side...

Quote:

JLA: You sure you want to be my corner man? It looks like PJP took a lot out of you during your match. If you want to sit this one out...

Joe Mama: Neah. I'm up to the "challenge".

JLA:

Joe Mama:



The match soon begins, and JLA clowns Velo immediately. A mere five minutes into the match, JLA signals for Joe to jump up onto the ring apron, so Joe can distract the ref, while JLA kicks Velo in the balls with his "Final Justice" finisher...but Joe stands defiantly, with his arms folded.

Quote:

JLA: What the FUCK are you doing???

Joe Mama: Testing you. I want to see if you can win this one without your finisher!




As the two argue, Velo jumps JLA from behind, and attempts to roll him up.

Somehow, JLA reverses the roll up attempt, and captues Velo in his dreaded "Justice Lock of America"!



Velo taps out instantly, and JLA retains the title.

Joe Mama calmly walks over to the announcer's table, and picks up the World Title. He looks at it for a moment, and then enters the ring and fastens it around JLA's waist.

Quote:

Joe Mama: Nicely played. See what happens when you're pushed? You turned a pin attempt against you, into a nice...




JLA shoots JM a dirty look.

Quote:

JM: <sigh> A NOICE submission hold to end the match. I think I'm going to have to challenge you some more...

JLA:



"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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