Captain Howdy is about to enter the limo & leave but Nowhereman miraculously finds a microphone somewhere in the junkyard
NM:"Hold your horses you wanker!"
Cap turns to see what the cunt wants
NM:"Now as you may remember, I said I had a little anouncement to make after my match, and I want you to relay this back to that cock-monger JLA!"
NM gives Rimmer a quick kick to the groin as he lays on the floor holding his head
NM:"Heh!.....Anyway, before I make my anouncement, I want you to ask you a question Crapstain!"
Cap:"What now you fuck nut?"
NM:"I want you to think back to when you first signed to RDCW........who did you do all the negotiations with?"
Cap:"You fucking well know who it was!"
NM:"Yes, but lets just pretend I dont.........just humour me!"
Cap:"You fucking did all the negotiations, prat!"
NM:"Ah yeah, I remember it like yesterday!"
NM looks down at Rimmer, and lifts his head
NM:"And who negotiated your deal?"
Rimmer just makes gurgling noises & feebly points at NM
NM:"Thats right, that was me as well wasnt it!"
NM forcibly drops Rimmers head & laughs to himself again
NM:"Now, I want MisterGayLA, Joan Mammary, Johnny Notevil, Captain Summbitch, Chewy Wornarse & all the other *ahem* stars of RDCW to think about who actually negotiated their contracts!"
Cap:"Fuck!"
NM:"Oh yeah, I think you've just worked it out aint ya old boy!"
Cap throws the belt into the back of the car & picks up a cell phone & starts dialling MisterJLA's ofise
NM:"Yup, ya see when we started this little thing called the RDCW, it took the combined resources of no less than three people to get it off the ground. Rob put up most of the money, secured tv rights & such forth, where as I brought not only my expertise in the ring, but a sizable roster from the old Evil Cunt Wrestling promotion. From the moment RDCW started, Rob owned the promotion.......its true, but he never owned the contracts, that was my little part of the original deal. That means all you wrestlers, and even you GayLA, are actually owned by me.
Now if you check out the original documents drawn up by the founders, you will see that to make sure no one person could ever have ultimate power, nobody could own everything, and even if they sold.....or lost, their controlling interest, the new partner could not take control of any of the other controlling interests.
If you dont believe me, check the smallprint on the documents you n Rob signed when he handed over his shares!
Now you might think that you can just wait for the old contracts to run out, and just issue your own, but that cant happen.
If you want anyone to wrestle in the RDCW, the only man they can deal with for a new contract is yours truly!
Oh they can sign contracts with you if they wanna be......oh say, a cleaner or a concession man, but if they,and you wanna wrestle, then I am the man to see!
Oh of course there is one other thing you dont own, but I think I'll let you try to work that out yourself, of course the guy who owns that will prolly let you know sooner or later.......lets leave it like that shall we!"
NM throws the mic into Rimmers groin, punches the camerman in the head & walks off over the top of the limo
