Stole them off of PJ's thread - they're both awesome.
Yours looks like it was plied with rufies, Mo. Better be careful!
Dude! That first one belongs to both of us!
Oh.
Well, then, keep drinking. I'm sure the rufies I slipped you are in at least one of those bottles...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock